The Nintendo Wii has turned a female into a sex-addict after a fall from her Wii Fit board.
Push women off Wii Fit Board = Profit
Cool, gonna get my GF wii fit for her birthday
What's her next MOVE?
I suppose I'm the only one here who see's this as a bad thing for the woman. This has serious ramifications on her day to day life that sadly will not be understood by the horny rampant teenagers that flood this site.
10 times a day is pretty screwed. How can you even find time for that unless you do nothing in your life, really nothing, not even eat or take a dump.
yah eventually she won't feel that stimulation anymore
And thus Wii Fit and Wii console sales begin to rise out of nowhere...
Lubricate Wii Fit Balance Board, woman slips and falls - Profit + innocence maintained
Read about another case of this a few months back caused by a car crash. If I remember correctly, the woman is fairly miserable because of it. She's always ridiculously horny, and even if she bangs a dozen times a day she's never satisfied.
... as reported by Nintendo annual report! MS and Sony is scrambling to make their own sex addict causing device....
@Christian hour... Sorry not everyone can be CPT. Save-A-Hoe!
I read about a woman who had on average 200 orgasms a day just from walking about. She said it's so uncomfortable around people, and at times, it gets painful. As much as this sounds fun for both parties, just imagine your working at the office and you JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS in a meeting. Everyone would laugh at ya. Hope she gets it worked out.
how about you find out where this nerve is and precisely hit it instead of trial and error with the balance board
a new reason to buy wii fit. what a scientific breakthrough... thank you nintendo. lol next thing i see the next ads from sony having this in it.
as much as I love sex, I can't go no more than 4x a day max... so in a way, it might be a bad thing cause if you can't give it to her 10x a day, then I'm pretty sure she'll find other ways/people to accomplish her daily needs....
I remember when they were just called nymphos.
she probably fell on her pudendal nerve too hard.
that's great until you can't take it anymore and your women goes looking for another man/men to full fill her. I swear some people just don't think about it.
Must have been Tiger Woods's Wii
Sony should catch on. All the Xbox fanboys are calling the Move a dild0 anyways.
If the wowan's hot, I don't see any problems, do you? >:D
Because it doesn't list her phone number or even an email address. :(
she doesn't need you, as she has the balance board. ;-)
Who cares what/who she needs, I need her! :)))
Finally they found a good use for the Wii ;) Let's just hope it doesn't happen to Cammy Dunaway. It would give "catering to the hardcore" a new meaning. At least for Reggie :D
It's only women who play wii, thats too bad shes a sex addict...
I am going to file this under "not an issue". Edit: Before someone comments about my lack of sensitivity or labels me as an ignorant, horny teenanger, I should point out that I am well aware of the ramifications this will have on the woman. I understand that it will have a negative impact on her day to day life, and I understand that it is a very uncomfortable condition to live with, and I empathize with her.
Stop thinking with yr d*ck you filthy teen ;) *joking*
I've got my Wii board, got my grease... Now all i need to do is tell Megan Fox she could do with losing a few pounds.
If Megan Fox lost a few pounds, she'd be a skeleton. The only thing i see a problem with this for the woman, she is going to feel sore.
Poor woman, i feel sorry for her. Her life is totally screwed, even when she doesn't want it. Man... i would not want this to happen to my partner. Having her harass me that many times a day, its already an effort to get my own time to do my own stuff or simply sit and watch tv. Just imagine how this could ruin your life totally. I'm sure the first few times will be great, but picture what happens after a month, a year, a decade... GAWD STOP WOMAN, but the bad thing is you can't blame her it isn't her fault! And then when you can't provide no more, she will go out and cheat on you! YEP... this is totally awesome... not! *runs and throws the Wii out the window!!!!
yikes err glad theres other forms of entertaiment beside pleasure then, thank god for movies,games and other stuff ftw
is really dead in this day and age. No matter what your hormones tell you, you can decide to behave the way you want. Most people don't like to think about it that way because they'd rather stay on cruise control and let the doctor prescribe some meds...which the doctors are more than happy to do thanks to the pharma corps. I'm sure that with practice/mental therapy she could overcome/quell her urges even in a heightened state.
.......10 times a day? im sure that wud be cool for a weak.....till i become sterile from over-drainage, then fear. lol if that guy cant keep up he's gonna get cheated on
... She is going to have to become a prostitute who costs $0.50c everytime someone wants to have a go with her.. it's the only way. :)
On the other hand I feel sorry for her at the same time.
I'm a PS3 owner and supporter but I'm sorry, it's official, Nintendo wins the console war. ps. Yes, I know, it's sad. I feel bad for her but it's not like she's going to be reading any of this and I'm not going to be leaving comments joking about this on any porn sites so relax a little.
Yes, it's a fact now. Nintendo just won. Watch those sales blow through the roof now.
lol epic win
That sucks for her b/f, after 4 times I'd be fast asleep for 8 hours
man you guys are weird. this is my dream wife. even if i get tired they make something called viagra!
Anyone remember the hoax video of the girl playing Wii Fit that was suppose to be a 'reason to buy your girlfriend a Wii', and it turned out just to be some marketing ploy? I wonder... Besides they make other kinds of 'toys' that could solve her problem.
... you know what, 350... I think they still haven't caught on yet.
I am here to announce that i am am retiring from my position as an Xboxfan and am hereby a nintendofan unless project natal or move could do the same but for now i am gonna buy a WiiFit bundle and get laid....
teh interwebz sux
I'm sure the husband is going to be having a whale of a time throughout his entire life.. I mean, There is no way that he is going to want to leave her, is there?? :D
Is sexual arousal painful itself? does it hurts to get horny if you don't do it? what would've happen if she fall of a regular aerobic stepper, would it be news? I don't get what's the deal at all. Most people have to deal with repressing sexual urges several times a day, what gives?
theres going to be season 2 of sex rehab? :D too bad they don't show what she looks like. i think the guy needs to boot up trauma center and BEGIN THE OPERATION!
If she was on a Wii Fit I don't know if I want too know what she looks like. Next article. " Man turns into cronic m*sturb*tor because of NATAL "
i'd hit it
Now...I need to find the perfect time to push her onto it....hmmmm
why cant there be more girls like her.
satisfy her :P
This has nothing to do with the Wii. She could have fallen off of anything. Like the bed for example
The wii may benefit me after all...
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