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Destructoid | Dead or Alive Paradise Review

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No.

At the end of the day, there is no reason for this game. It's not fun to play, it's not sexually exciting, it's not ... anything. You're actually an idiot if you can orgasm while playing this. Now let's never speak of it again.

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DORMIN5133d ago

This is the first Destructoid article i've enjoyed.

Although, it is still just flamebait
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Syronicus5133d ago

And it looks to have improved their writing skills. Keep it up Destructoid, maybe in a year or two we will look at you as a viable source for decent reviews...

Danteh5133d ago

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

now gamecrush is gonna have more material, no Halo 3 or Gears, only Fap or Alive...

damn it

HammockGames5133d ago (Edited 5133d ago )

And the T&A couldn't be that good if it only gained them 1 point!

Save your money. Download porn.

Tony P5133d ago

I don't get it.

Dead or Alive is already a winning formula. It has boobs AND solid gameplay. Why the hell would you throw out the gameplay to make this brainless crud? Japan is probably the only place that will appreciate it. I however cannot respect a game that is all fan service and no actual game.

badz1495133d ago

but I think we had enough of destructoid's sarcasm reviews! can't they come out with a decent review for once?

wicko5133d ago

I bet this game is better than that sh1tbucket he compared to Heavy Rain.

vhero5133d ago

Just shows how small minded there reviewers really are though how the heck N4g and other major sites havn't banned this site yet is beyond me.

thelifatree5133d ago

I wish N4G and i believe even metacritic should get rid of them. The article might be funny to some. But it is more like a blog. Where he let's his subjectivity... (and immaturity even though he is older than me) get the best of him. I know reviewers can't be completely objective but this guy doesn't even try. But talking about whether a videogame is something you could masturbate to, is stupid. It's not a porn game its fan service. While stupid, it is different. But, his antics are what he's using to get himself attention and it's workings. So I guess he wins.

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dredgewalker5133d ago

So this game is basically "fapilicious".....

Syronicus5133d ago

That even he could not "get off" to this game. And coming from Destructoid, that is some serious bone smashing.

dredgewalker5133d ago

Okay so its "Unfapable".......

Gun_Senshi5133d ago

screenshots seem very graphical for psp?

Tony P5133d ago

Yeah, I think the graphics look fine. If that's what "very graphical" is supposed to mean.

The gameplay however looks like sh*t.

Gun_Senshi5133d ago

they are saying graphics are horrible?

Ether5133d ago

Well, personally, I find scantily clad artificial girls, however poorly rendered, more erotic than a three legged dog eating cold meat out of baby's lap, but hey- whatever floats your boat, Jim.

pixelsword5133d ago (Edited 5132d ago )

...and you'll see why he doesn't find females erotic.

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Games and sex themes: getting things right

Digitally Downloaded writes: "The reality is though that, just in real life and in the other forms of art out there, sex plays a much greater role in games than many realise. The obvious games featuring bikinis, shirtless hulking men and interactive sex scenes are just the tip of the iceberg; underneath it is a host of games where sexuality is a metaphoric theme or artistic construct.

Below are ten games that I think are especially effective in how they make use of sexual themes. Some are obvious, others are more academic in their application of such themes"

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Let's Take a Look: Portable Design

Writer: Thomas Williams

The standard platforms for game design are either PCs or home consoles, both of which normally exist within private, stable, and controlled conditions. Thus, given the design of home games, the environment in which they’re played is not given much thought. Portable games on the other hand are interesting, since they can be played in a multitude of places, all of which can have an effect on gameplay and design. How does one effectively design for a portable game? How can we make them better? What are the main principles behind portable games? Well, let’s take a look.

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Amazingmrbrock4364d ago

Very true it's an oft understated aspect of portable game development.

Metal gear solid peace walker managed that transition very well. Which is a good way to contrast the two ways of developing within the same genre.

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PSP Power Sale Now Live (Pt. 2)

Tecmo Koei Europe has launched their special promotion, the “PSP Power Sale”, a new sale available on some of the top PlayStation Portable (PSP) titles from the publisher. Including the likes of Dynasty Warriors and Undead Knights, the promotion runs for two weeks from today.

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Inception4611d ago (Edited 4611d ago )

Yeah, i luv kasumi tits <3
but i never have the time for playing DoA tits...em i mean DoA Paradise
is it worth the time & money?