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Destructoid: Stop Releasing New F*king Handhelds

Jim Sterling writes: My fellow Americans, we find ourselves under attack. Not from terrorists. Not from communists. Not even from flesh eating viruses that turn our lungs into a lumpy red paste. We face a fresh onslaught, on an incalculable and pandemic scale. There seems to be no stemming the tide, and all we can do is make our peace before drowning in the mire as the floodgates burst open.

I am of course talking about the ridiculous amount of handheld game systems that have done a wonderful job of dividing the market and ruining everything for everybody.

With this week's announcement of the 3DS, the scales have come close to collapsing under the sheer weight of new handhelds that keep spilling onto the market. It's reached the point of self parody, where companies are announcing new systems before the last one has even hit store shelves. It never used to be this way, and now it seems to be getting worse and worse.

It has to stop. Read on as I ramble incoherently about the ridiculous situation.

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Cajun Chicken5138d ago

I have to agree with this one from Jim Sterling.

Darkstorn5138d ago

Jim may be a hit whore, but he makes a valid point.

Bereaver5138d ago (Edited 5138d ago )

If you don't want handhelds, then don't buy them. They will lose money, and eventually become a thing of the past.

If they want to release handhelds, you can't stop them. You can only nag and complain.

I'm actually very excited for a new handheld, because I don't have a PSP or an NDS. (my ex wife took my psp3000 lol).

Anyway, in my books, destructoid is a failure. Sorry all of their fans.

Mo0eY5138d ago

Apple, stop releasing new iPods/iPhones.
Sony, stop releasing laptops/televisions.
Burger King, stop releasing new burgers.

Jim Sterling's a moron - nuff said.

ThdeGreatestOne5138d ago

I want to get the 3DS but I'm afraid that Nintendo might release a newer and improved iteration of it a year after D=

midgard2275138d ago

difference is that nintendo releases one every year, and they all sell seperate at different price points, a month after i got a ds lite the dsi came out, then 3 months later the dsixl came out in japan and now as its bout to release in america the 3ds is coming out......sorta annoying dont u think?

im not a fan of the pspgo but i have a 2000 series and the 3000 is just an upgraded replacement. nintendo has a habit of making gba, gba sp, gba micro, gba infinity etc etc every year when the life cycle is almost done they go crazy. so annoying

Genesis55137d ago

Wow! This is a shocker. I actually agree with Jim Sterling.

Mo0eY5137d ago

Guess I'll have to justify my comment since I'm a "moron."

Apple creates a MP3 Player known as the iPod - its fundamental purpose is a music player. Just because it plays music does not mean that a company should stop innovating and pushing their products. Four years later, the Apple iPod Video is introduced. Between those increments were just added on technology that enhanced the device. Same can be said with Burger King - they started out with just a slap of meat and cheese. Then they came with the whopper. Now we have the Burger King menu thanks to just one burger - every now and then they come out with something new which is a slight variation of the Whopper.

Granted, the NDSi is crap in my opinion, they are a business trying to push technology further in the handheld department. I'm sure if 3D wasn't so popular, the 3DS wouldn't exist today. Furthermore, it's technology. It's going to advance and that's the price you pay when you buy a handheld. Consoles are more concrete in that they have a set foundation of 3-5 years (apparently this is no longer the standard) before getting a whole new console.

ReservoirDog3165137d ago

Well, a broken clock's right every once in awhile.

And yeah, this is kinda true. I'm still happy with my PSP 2000 though. Still haven't gotten a DS. I know, I'm like the only person.

But as long as it's not a necessary update (ie PSP2), I doubt I'll buy it.

MisterNiwa5137d ago

STOP TO F*CKING LIE IN YOUR REVIEWS

The Great Melon5137d ago

I have never found a reason to upgrade past the original Gameboy Advance, DS, or fat PSP. All the things he listed to me were simple revisions that make a better product. You don't need them to play the games, but a new buyer would much rather have the better screen for example.

ThanatosDMC5137d ago

Basically... let's not have technology move forward. Idiocy.

pimpmaster5137d ago

blame consumers for buying stupid ass bs like the psp go and dsi.

tmt3455137d ago (Edited 5137d ago )

i really want a handheld but i want newer hardware and better graphics, i don't want to get the psp cause for handhelds i like games like mario and so on.

i am VERY excited for the 3ds and i hope it will have gamecube graphics which still look great to this day.

PopEmUp5137d ago

If the market demand it, obviously there gonna be more handheld, but if there no one want it there will be less handheld simple

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CLOUD19835137d ago

Actually I dont thing hes right, technology moves much faster than first gameboy days, I believe that 2 years is a good time for a new upgraded version of an existed handheld or a complete new handheld but not sooner each year is not good.

Foxgod5138d ago

Plz dont, just keep progressing.
Ignore the people that want to stand still.

Erotic Sheep5138d ago

You bought a Blu-Ray player? O.o

Noctis Aftermath5137d ago (Edited 5137d ago )

Oh snap foxgod is saying something that i agree with?

OT: jim sterling is an idiot, both gaming handhelds are over 5 years old now, if you didn't expect an announcement this year then you are an idiot too.
Also when a new handheld releases that doesn't mean the old handhelds are dropped so i don't know why some people are freaking out, if you just bought a psp or ds you knew what you were buying and you got what you payed for, the system will still get updates and new games will still be released so take out that bottle of pills and swallow a few and settle the f**k down.

Quadrix5138d ago

Stopped reading at "Jim Sterling".

schlanz5138d ago

seriously, the guy is a hack.

You are no gamer if you aren't even at least a little excited for the 3DS. The DS has been on the market for awhile, get over it.

catch5138d ago

I very much want a new generation of handhelds from both Sony and Nintendo and think upgrades every year and a half or so would be ideal.

kagon015138d ago

I despise the over abuse of handhelds rehashes from both Nintendo & Sony...(I would also include MAC)

PSP 1001
PSP 2001
PSP 3001
PSP GO

NDS
NDS Lite
NDSi
NDSi XL

GBA
GBA SP
GBA Micro

Lame...

midgard2275138d ago

difference with psp 1000-2000-3000 is that they are same price and are improvements so thats not bad, but the ds.....wow they wont stop.

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Delta, a new all-in-one Nintendo emulator launches for iOS

The new Nintendo-focused emulator for the iPhone is now available with support for several classic systems.

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jznrpg1d ago

How long until they get sued and it gets taken down? I say a month or 2

PRIMORDUS1d ago

Sued for what? It's just an emulator no ROMs are with it. ROMs are easy to get anyway, but with iPhone you can't just copy and paste like Android unless it's jail broken I think. Anyway Nintendo should be more concerned with their ROMs up to torrent for years for all of their concoles, but then again they can't do nothing about it, they never will and I love it. 🤣

NotoriousWhiz21h ago

As long as it isn't emulating the Switch, it'll be fine.

RonnySins22h ago

Naaah! Don't want to waste time emulating on iPhone.

Knightofelemia21h ago

Won't belong before Nintendo bangs on Apple's door to have the emu removed. Like I say you take down one six more take it's place. Problem is people are putting emu's on such stupid platforms. The good emus are the ones not on stupid platforms like a red target. The good emu's are word of mouth and keep a low profile.

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Acquire Joins KADOKAWA Group: Could This Mean A Revival for Tenchu & Way of the Samurai ?

Acquire, famous for games like Tenchu and Octopath Traveler, becomes KADOKAWA subsidiary. Can this mean a revival for beloved series?

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Snookies128d ago (Edited 8d ago )

I would kill to have a Way of the Samurai game with a huge budget and modern tech... The first game was one of my greatest joys on PS2 back in the day. And I really hope From Software will do something with Tenchu... I hate that they're just sitting on the IP like it doesn't even exist.

Relientk777d ago

Don't play with my feelings like that.

Also, new Tenchu please!

TheColbertinator7d ago

Tenchu would be superb in this day and age. Ninja and samurai games are hot right now and more is better.

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Original Final Fantasy 7 - Is it Worth Playing in 2024?

Final Fantasy 7 has come back under the spotlight thanks to the release of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is it worth replaying the original?

ravens5210d ago

Got to Zacks part in 7 Rebirth. Said f it. Finishing my game in 7 og. Just got to part 2 yesterday. I also got Crisis Core... So it'll be a while before I'm back to Rebirth. I just keep thinking about it too smh, want to get back to playing it. Not till I know Zacks story though. I beat 7 og sooooooo long ago, it's crazy going through it again and remembering things.

MrNinosan10d ago (Edited 10d ago )

Got to Zacks part in Rebirth?
You mean you started the game and turned it off?
The game starts with Zack...

ravens5210d ago

... Really 🤓 lol. His second part, I've played for 80hrs lmao. <---- PS5 Run time, probably not all game time. You guys know how it goes.

VIK212110d ago (Edited 10d ago )

Did you not ever play the OG FF7? After you recruit Vincent, later in the game, disc 3, return to that basement and look at the pod, there's a whole Zack story that'll trigger as a memory.... it's well hidden in the game and a lot of things regarding Zack are cleared up. FF7 Crisis Core is basically an extend feature of that hidden flashback... It took me years to discover it back then lol

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MrNinosan10d ago

@ravens52
80 hours in Rebirth by doing everything, and you should've reached Zacks story about 5 times 🤣

ravens529d ago

Ye I kno that's y I said not all gameplay time. But also I am very anal when it comes to exploring.

ravens529d ago

Not to mention fighting Titan at his full strength. Hours spent trying still haven't succeeded. Found all 3 ruins but I'ma masochist when it comes to games.

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Barlos10d ago

Very much so. Graphically it's dated but the story and the gameplay haven't aged a day. It's still one of my all time favourite RPGs and for me is better than Remake in some ways.

Barlos10d ago (Edited 10d ago )

It always takes me back to Christmas 1997, I got it as a gift and I was blown away when I played it. I couldn't believe games could look that good. The combination of pre rendered backgrounds and FMV really made it stand out. It definitely still has a certain charm that modern games can't replicate.

I can't imagine people will still be talking about Remake and Rebirth in 27 years.

Tapani9d ago

Fully agreed. To me the atmosphere, pacing, gameplay and music are all better than in the remake.

Rebel_Scum10d ago

Yes, play this, skip remake, start rebirth for new players.

I_am_Batman10d ago

Skip Remake? That's terrible advice.

leahcim10d ago

Remake is so amazing, pure FFVII Love, play it on PS5 please! aww the graphics the battles, the music... a dream come true.

Rebel_Scum10d ago (Edited 10d ago )

I disagree Batman

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