Here is a look at one of those long-forgotten but still well treasured games, courtesy of 1UP.
'Happy birthday, America. We've had some good years and some hell-of-not-so-good years, but my fondest memories of you are in six colors with a screechy PC speaker rendition of Yankee Doodle raping my ears off. That's how I learned what it means to be an American. To embrace the pioneer spirit, shoot everything that moves, drown my family in a river, and die of starvation somewhere in the midwest.'