N-Philes writes: "Before you stands a defeated skimpily-dressed red-headed vixen. Piece by piece, you dismantle her body with quick strokes from your beam katana. You make a final strike through her legs, buttocks-a-jiggling, and her body collapses like a bloody Jenga tower matched with a wicked guitar riff. After the obligatory victory pose, your new assassin ranking is acknowledged and it's on to the next fight. This time our hero, Mr. Touchdown, has a long way to go to reach the top and there's one thing on his mind: revenge."