China Warrior Review - Best game of all time?

You've got to be kidding. Out of all the games to choose from, out of the thousands of different titles available from the five different systems represented on the Virtual Console, we get this. China Warrior. One of the worst games to ever actually see a commercial retail release in the United States. This has to be some kind of joke, right?


Rating 1.5 out of 10

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MK_Red4132d ago

Wow, could this be it? THE worst game of all time? Where is my Angry Nerd review of this gem?

aqtrunks4132d ago (Edited 4132d ago )

OMG!!! I'm so happy they released this... just because of what Mark Bozon said to do in the Another Take section

"China Warrior may suck, but trust me when I say it's the good kind of suck. No I'm not suggesting that you download this game, but what I am suggesting is that next time you're at a friend's house, wait until he goes to the bathroom, log on to his Wii Shop Channel, and download this turd before he comes out. Not only will you have totally wasted 600 of his points, but he has no way of deleting it, as Nintendo central computer still show that he owns the game. Every time you come over from then on, re-download this sucker to remind him of the pain you caused."

I can't stop laughing about this, to f***ing funny!!!

Satanas4132d ago

"Lasts only as long as it takes you to realize your error, navigate to the Wii's data management menu and confirm deletion."

PS360WII4132d ago

Well what do you expect right. lol I know I didn't buy it along with some of the other turds they put out on the VC. The whole point of VC is to jam it full of any games they had back in the day, and by any that includes stuff like this. haha 1.5 out of 10 I shudder to think of who played it to give it a rating in the first place.

pilotpistolpete4132d ago

I still remember playign that on my cousin's turbo graphic 16. It was the sh*t! The memory Dragon kicking 3 lined up monks in a single blow still makes me chuckle. Man, we are spoiled as gamers today. I could see a 8+ rating if this was the original 80's review.

cdawson4132d ago

This was a piece of crap then too!

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