GGTL: "When time came for me to write my very first Gamer's Guide to Life column, I flirted with a lot of possible subjects. An exposition on the pros and cons of including co-op in a new game, aimed at designers. A tribute to the greatest mounts, hogs, and other miscellaneous rides in the history of gaming lore. A detailed physical and mental comparison of EA Sports kingpin Peter Moore and the demon lord Satan. There were a few options on the table..."