If you're unfamiliar with our valiant washed-up hero, Matt Hazard, just think of guys like Duke Nukem. Big guns and one-liners are on the menu, and Hazard isn't accepting tips!... or something. Hazard kicks the Gears of War third-person style of his first outing in favor of a downloadable side-scroller that dreams of being Contra. All sorts of references to the games we love populate the levels while Will Arnett delivers Matt's one-liners in his famously gruff voice.