Accepting death can be difficult. When loved ones have passed on, people refuse to let them go, fantasizing that they're still alive and secretly hoping, wishing and even praying that they'll walk back through our door at any second.
Unfortunately, in the case of videogames, they sometimes do. Thanks to the powers of lazy publishers and lucrative nostalgia value, people are constantly forced to watch as old, long-buried franchises are exhumed and then paraded around as reboots, relaunches, reinventions and reimaginings.
A few of these updates work. These, though, are the ones – the horrifying, unnatural, "Oh God, aim for the head!" zombies – that didn't.