As expected, Dead or Alive Paradise is rated "M" for mature. You would expect a game this ridiculous to come with a hilarious descriptions of "deep cleavage", but the ESRB wrote something unusually dry.
The author picked apart the game and questioned, somewhat seriously, if Dead or Alive Paradise accurately portrays what women want. Of course, it doesn't. Dead or Alive Paradise has tasteless pool hopping mini-games. Anyway, here is Dead or Alive Paradise, as seen through the lens of the ESRB.
this just stinks of Itagaki, i hate that guy.
It's Dead or Alive. Who's SERIOUSLY surprised that it's a creepy game for 14 year old boys?
why "creepy voyeurism" ? is there a non creepy kind out there ?
"t!ts" and "@ss".
i love female t!ts and @ss too.lol!