Today's kids are pasty-faced, joypad-addicted, rickets-suffering wimps - who probably last breathed fresh air when they popped out of their mummy's tummy.
At least, that's how The Sun paints the youth of today in it latest 'investigation', which reveals gaming injuries are on the rise...
At the time of writing, the game, which once had more than 55,000 players on Steam alone, now has just 389.
Here is a look at the first two maps of Season 6 for Multiplayer.
La Casa involves intense action in a Vill and Koro Village is a battle in the streets where enemies lurk at all angles and shadows.
Modern Warfare 3 is set to be one of the biggest COD games yet features-wise, but it shouldn't leave out one of the best MW2 game modes in the rear view mirror.