Guide On How To Keep A Girl For Gamers

Sometimes gamer guys spend too much time studying game strategies and forget how to keep their girlfriends. William of Gaming Today was browsing through bulletins on Myspace and came across this helpful list on how to keep a girl. It was posted by a fellow gamer, so of course it's a completely truthful list. If you guys go out there actually attempt anything on this list, Gaming Today will not responsible for the results. This is strictly for entertainment purposes and the actions should only be attempted by professionals.

[tony]

this list, believe or not has few good points. only few.

[JsonHenry]

You are either good with women or not. This guide is not going to help the hopeless nerds who don't understand that women need maintenance just like a car.

Give them a little special time for about an hour or so a day, make them feel pretty and wanted, and then you can do whatever the hell you want to do the rest of the day.

It works for me and my wife anyway.

[Diselage]

I figure i can try a few out here soon, see how they work out. I mean she hasn't left me yet so why would she over any of this right? RIGHT?!?!?

[Weed]

Don't forget to punch her in the face otherwise she'll think you're dull and not spontaneous.

[Diselage]

I feel i almost have too, i don't want her to leave.

[OneBubbleBastard]

They should make a GUIDE called.. "HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND" only for XBOTS...

with the additional 1-2-3 easy steps guide on "HOW TO GET LAID if I'm an XBOT" completely FREE.

Chris_GTR1 (below) - Great comeback buddy.. EPIC

[Chris_GTR1]

the makers of the book were also thinking about making a ps3 version of those books but then realized there was no possible way.

[Diselage]

At least you are living up to your name Bubble.

[Caxtus750]

give the one bubble bastard bubbles!!! :P

then he really will be stupid.....

[tethered]

Anyone that clicked on this link really needs help!

Oh wait......

DAMNIT!!!

lol

[Charlie2688]

LOL!!!!!!!! that was funny

wow hold on a sec now I have 3 bubbles? guess some people don't like to hear things straight

[Diselage]

Women just need to know their place when it comes to gaming, dang it heres comes the little woman.

I bet I'm in trouble now. *SLAP*

[icechai]

Mildly amusing, but has nothing to do with games, just general satire on men-women relationships.

[NINJARIFIK]

thanks for that indepth re-cap. now go back to wishing mario had c-cups.

[Double-Edged]

Bought me..
PSP
Gears of War
NBA 2K7
12 month Xbox Live
360 Steering Wheel + PGR3
Forza 2
MS points to watch movies!!!

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!

[kurac]

:O

I don't believe you!

[progx]

WOW I didn't think you turn this into a flamewar...get some help. You got my vote for biggest douchebag on N4G.

[NINJARIFIK]

i second the motion

[lib9]

This list cracked me up, it's just hilarious.

[NINJARIFIK]

TITTY TWISTERS, and lots of them, hilarious!