GPM writes: "I don't even know where to begin. Usually when I do reviews I have some idea of where I'm gonna go before I start writing, what points I'm gonna make, maybe even a joke or two. But not this time. I can't even start to think about how to express the complete and utter loathing I have for this game in mere words. Divinity 2 literally sucked the soul out of my body and did unspeakable things to it before returning it and I have to deal with that before I can properly express the amount of hatred that is filling my body at this moment. Despite all that, I will still attempt to be as fair to this…….game as possible. So I'll just conclude this introduction by asking you to please excuse any lapses in the professionalism of this review. I seriously can't help it."