Five Ways The Jersey Shore is Just Like Final Fantasy

On the surface, it seems like the two have nothing in common. The people of the Final Fantasy universe are mainly concerned with fighting evil and saving the world, while the people of The Jersey Shore spend most of their time trying to avoid puking on each other. But after extensive research on the part of the IGN Center For Games And Television and Culture and Studies, we've found that the two beloved series are near mirror images of one another.

[LordMarius]

lol @ the chocobos

[GameGambits]

Whoever wrote this...kill yourself. No I didn't read past the title, but honestly can you blame me? This is pure trash and you should be fired from a job and your hands chopped off so you can't spew this garbage/filth ever again.

[LordMarius]

oh come on have a sense of humor

[Fair-Play]

Lolz I disagree this article made my day xD

[mikeslemonade]

That would be the case but unfortunately most gamers only watch anime. Haha anime nerds!

[FamilyGuy]

I have no idea why and I have never seen more than 15 seconds of this show but I hate it with a passion. It's like I hate reality tv already and this show is like the pinnacle of the genre. The worst of the worst some how and I've never seen a single episode. It might just be that it's "The newest" (fake) reality tv show and they just keep coming out :(

Joke or not, comparing this to Final Fantasy is unforgivable.

[iforgotmylogin]

rofl this is hilarious.
hahaha i wish they had 1 for battle wins

[bacon13]

Eh, article was sorta funny. Has anyone seen the redone clip of that girl getting decked in the face accompanied by street fighter music and sfx? If not google it, very funny indeed. Hitting girls is wrong though, even when it's effing hilarious.

[JBaby343]

I can't stand reality shows and the short chick seems to have nothing going on upstairs not to mention is a total slut but at least she got body. That's some redeeming value.

[Dellis]

These retards are the reason America is mocked by other nations in the world, MTV keeps draining the US status down the toilet.

[Maddens Raiders]

is something I watch only if I'm feeling a little suicidal. From the clips I've seen of this wretched show, I should've been dead long ago...

[JBaby343]

"MTV is something I only watch if I'm feeling suicidal." That's hilarious. Same used to be true about jerry springer. This show is trash and the fact it went on past the first episode speaks volumes of American society. So disappointing.

On-topic: the article was pretty funny. As someone who never really got into RPGs and Final Fantasy but is familiar with it the article was very entertaining.

[qface64]

i don't know why but the people from this show really annoy me im not even sure why especially that chick

is it wrong of me to wanna see her get decked in the jaw again?

[YoungKingDoran]

i was about to ask the same thing

[Umbrella Corp]

Entertainment these days,just like the quality of games is declining. :(

[DelbertGrady]

Guido Fantasy XIII.

[juanvan]

Chocobos needed not explanation it was great and made me laugh. LOL

[va_bank]

I force my wife to watch this show because I'm trying to build a case for moving out of New Jersey. Even though people like the ones on the show are the LEAST of our problems.

[iforgotmylogin]

this show is not good at all
but its dam sure entertaining

im i think its pretty accurate because that's how party's and chillin happens around me lol

catch phrase of the year "oH shht snooki got snookied"~ my friend

[Guitardr85]

Correlation between the popularity of Jersey Shore and the rise of min numbingly dull and easy games?!?! I think so!

People today are STUPID!!!!! HAHA!!

[PLAYSTATIONGENRATION]

people have always been stupid..bush was president twice....and people still vote Conservative republican

[JBaby343]

Come on like the two dems before and after Bush did such a great job. I don't think Bush was the best thing to ever happen to this country but the presidents for the last 20 years have all been mistakes regardless of party. Dems have done more harm recently than republicans. Don't even get into Obama turning us socialist.

[KrisWB]

That was a brilliant article and just turned my bad day around. Good work mr author. More please. :)