Arcade Attack is a fighting game so tedious that GamesRadar suffered a total neural shutdown about five minutes in. They managed to stay awake through the risibly scripted opening 'cutscene' only because its 'fan fiction written by an eight-year-old' dialogue amused them greatly. But then the action (pfft!) began and their brains went into standby mode. Playing as one of the four crudely animated Turtles, with the CPU (or an unfortunate friend) 'being' another, you pummel identi-goons in a range of locations. There's no fluidity to the combat or movement, no variety, no demand for skill or tactics. You just mash the buttons and move on. Dire.