Molotov Cupcake of Spawn Kill writes:
"I'd like to cordially invite you into Hell. Yes, the fiery pit of despair that it's said you'll be banished to if you commit enough sins in your meager mortal lifetime. Throw away your inhibitions and ready yourself to witness copious amounts of filth, despair, desolation, and self-loathing. Really, you'll be glad you did. There's nothing to fear, especially if you're on a mission to reclaim your lover's soul from the likes of Lucifer while wielding the scythe of Death himself. So walk with me through the nine vicious circles of hell. Fear nothing, as you have now become death. You have become he who walks amongst the shadows. You are Dante. And your game is set to rival one of gaming's heavy-hitters if it plays its cards right."