Critical Gamer Writes: In years to come, when I am old and using the words 'these days' too often, my grandchildren will probably look back at some old news on Google, turn to me and ask "What did you do during the great Modern Warfare 2 Granddad?". I shall take a good old gulp of oxygen from the tank, think for a moment and respond with "Nothing".
The faces of the children will drop and they will ask again with astonishment "Really Granddad? You weren't on the battlefield killing noobs?".