Consoles Talk Back

Myarcadeplanet.com recently conducted fake interview with each of the consoles. What was produced was a humorous account of the current state of affairs.

[nix]

sounds more like a fanboy rants i keep reading here...

but had a good laugh! q:

[live360]

Good read :)

[DirtyRat]

dont waste your time, this was probably written by a 12 year old

[Odion]

ROFL i don't care what side you stand on that was so dam funny.

Xbox better watch those hot flashes you just came back from Texas.

OR or

Atleast i didn't tell people that that we had 4D and could jack into the Matrix

[toughNAME]

360: Shut up, at least I’m not unemployed like you. I have a job.

[Odion]

The best one was

Wii: Lets keep this civil guys we don't need the ERSB to give this a Teen rating.

PS3: Ya we need to keep it in your age group

Wii: Hey my age group is the same as yours!

360: Ya 4-12 and 65-80 averages out.

[sticky doja]

Haha, definatly a funny read.

[AcidRhain]

ehhh.

[texism]

hahaha that was so funny. I think it sums up the console wars pretty accurately...360 and PS3 going at it and Wii just chilling

[PS360WII]

That was pretty funny

[AIZEN SOZUKE]

how can you say they lied about 4d, its only been 7 months, the ps3 has every thing nessasary to borough into the 4d era, so how can you say they have lied? Please do tell

[Odion]

You do understand that 4D is FREAKING TIME!!! It doesn't matter what they have under the hood they can't produce time, god people are stupid

[calderra]

Actually, they have:

BEFORE Playstation 3 launched:
"PS3 launch titles will be superior."
-Ken Kutaragi

AFTER Playstation 3 launched:
"Developers need more time to take advantage of the hardware."
-Everyone

And not so long ago:
"Developers may never fully tap into the power of the Playstation 3."
-Phil Harrison

You can clearly see that PS3 does produce vast quantities of time. So much so, that it affects the performace of the system, and makes it so the console will only live up to expectations at some point that keeps moving farther and farther into the future. ;)

[closedxxx]

"PS3: You mean that scam where you charge people to play online? Don’t worry; my team of experts is copying that. I’ll have something better soon."

lol...

[progx]

and huntersville...your a retard. Take take the usb cable and stab it in your head, try jacking into the matrix. HAHA

[lil bush]

well to me all systems were accurate.......

[Alymon]

Can I have the last few minutes of my life back? Seriously... that was poorly done.

It wasn't really that funny, and it was mostly uninteresting.

[anthonsh]

PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.

now THATS funny.

[Eclipticus]

should of been longer. but pretty funny, and accurate of how the consoles are being portrayed.
who care what the age of the author is.

[GameJunkieJim]

Of course, it's all pretty similar to my own webcomic. Perhaps I'll sue.

http://coke.soffish.com/con...

[MK_Red]

Great article. Talk about 360's temperature, PS3's matrix and Wii's "Why can’t we be friends" ARE AWESOME. Superb article and great find.