Are you tired of playing first person shooters that pigeonhole you into using the same old small selection of weapons? Do you believe in the old saying that you "don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets?" Are you constantly yearning for wide open spaces on distant alien worlds inhabited by talking robots, bandits, and secret alien artifacts?
If any of the above apply, then you need to grab your mouse and keyboard and take a seat, as I tell you about the wonderful world of Borderlands. Make sure you grab three of your closest friends though, because you won't want to go on this journey alone. But if you don't have any friends, don't worry. You're only going to have about a bazillion guns to keep you company.