GameSpy writes: "Smacking fools all upside the virtual face and neck is something I happen to be really good at, so my mouth began to water Pavlov-like as I cracked the cellophane on the sixth installment of the venerable Tekken series, anticipating the sweet tears of defeat I would soon be calling forth from the naive ducts of fourteen year olds in Dubuque. Unfortunately, though, the tears were mostly mine; Tekken 6's online play is laggy, buggy and unstable. I could not connect to Dubuque. And so, being unable to pile-drive the zit cream out of my foes and hear the lamentations of their women online, I had no choice but to alienate all my friends by pasting them in local versus mode. Now I'm a lonely, friendless wreck."