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Gay Tony - Setting a hooker on fire

From Gameswire: "It turns out that the hookers in the Ballad of Gay Tony are flammable.

"We made this discovery inadvertently while parked too close to a burning oil drum near the docks. One second, our character's getting a hand job from the poor woman in question – the next, both are writhing around ablaze.

"We didn't even get our money back."

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UncleJaysus3276d ago

Amusing. Sick and wrong, but still amusing.

ReservoirDog3163276d ago

Well said sir.

She is indeed.

Sarcasm3276d ago

Yeah she makes me hot and bothered

Johnny Rotten3276d ago

I'd toast a marshmallow on that belly any day! lol

ape0073276d ago

and my god it's amazing,it's like gta vc or san andreas but in HD and there are a lot of small improvements that make the gameplay better(other than extra stuff)

the gameplay is a bit more responsive,veichle physics feel lighter,cars feel more responsive to turns,accelerates better,cars react more to crashes,aiming is now better,zoom is better,auto targeting is a bit more spot on and responsive,getting into a car or exiting is more responsive,bikes handles better,safer at crashes,overall tbogt gameplay feels less ELASTIC than gta 4,police cars now actually chase you,gfx been slightly enhanced,things don't look as blurry from a distance,colors are close to vice city,you can now hear seagulls in most places

characters are too awesome,tony is too awesome,yusuf is mad crazy,new weapons are cool,sticky grenades are great,the game is much crazier than gta 4(although I miss niko),helicopter soar more in the air,there's a high meter like in san andreas,smy friend has completed like 70%,he says it have some of the best missions in gta history

this dlc is perhaps one of the best games in this gen,missions take 12 hours to finish more than full games,Im telling you if bogt was any indicator then GTA 5 will be one of the greatest games ever

steck673276d ago

Yea, it's basically what GTA 4 should have been. It's great that R* decided to change some stuff to make the game better. Cant wait for what GTA V (we all know it exists, I mean c'mon it's GTA lol) has in store.

El_Colombiano3276d ago

This is good DLC, but do NOT compare this to GTA: SA. Not EVEN CLOSE/

ReservoirDog3163276d ago

Without spoiling anything, is the story good like Niko's? Niko's story is one of the best stories I've ever heard, seen or read. Does it keep that aspect but make it a little more crazy? I wouldn't mind that.

ape0073276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

I missed niko,the main character is good but nothing like niko,from what I played,the story is of course not gta 4 or as big as gta 4 level but it's parallel to gta 4 and tlad but damn niko voice actor didn't do one line after finishing gta 4,they paid him too little for his extaordinary job,they just paid him 100,000$,that make niko apperences in tbogt and tlad so limited,I wish he did more cutscenes in those expansions

shame :(

El_Colombiano3276d ago

I know right! Niko's voice actor did an AMAZING job. Damn you 2K.

Perjoss3276d ago

**some minor spoilers but nothing about the story**

They capture the whole nightlife thing very nicely. The interior of the nightclub is really nice and the choice of music inside is great, you can even play a minigame that allows you to act like security for the nightclub which is great. Even the dance floor minigame is cool.

Anyone worried there might not be any crazy characters like Brucie, Vlad, Paki and Little Jacob need not worry at all, R* got it covered.

It certainly has a more over the top feel to it, more big explosions, much more crazy missions going on. The Base jumping minigames are fantastic. Luis is a much better main character than Johnny Klebitz, On par with Niko I'd say. It's sad that this will be the last DLC because its so good, but bring on GTA5 I say.

ReservoirDog3163276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

Well, at least it fills in the plot holes from the main story. At least, that's what I heard.

edit: @ above

The thing that made Niko so great was his personality. He was a sociopath, yet likable. And he was incredibly deep. Oh and yeah, the writing was very very very good but it was his voice actor that delivered in spades. Wonder if/when he's gonna do something else?

And I don't care about the explosions and gameplay much. I just care about the story.

Halo3 MLG Pro3276d ago

HA. I thought SA was one of GTA's low points.

1. GTA4
2. Vice City
3. GTA3
4. SA

ReservoirDog3163276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

Why didn't you like SA?

@ below

I know. I would be sooo disappointed if they reverted back to the old model of characters' personalities in GTA V.

Plus the thing I loved (absolutely loved) about GTA IV was how brutal the killings looked. It made it look like people who kill really "have no soul" cause it was so graphic looking.

ape0073276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

will not be forgotten,he is indeed one of the best character ever,rarly I do take care of a character like I did with niko,Im just wondering what character gonna exceed niko in gta 5???

I have no idea

I don't think it's gonna be easy for R*

just watch

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

that is absolutely bone chilling

@mlg pro,how???,sa is sa

Halo3 MLG Pro3276d ago

Maybe I just got tired of GTA at the time. I put a lot of time playing Vice City before it. Plus I'm not much into the whole hip hop gang thing. Those guys annoy the sh*t out of me. I prefer Mafia or Hell's Angels.

Redempteur3276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

Nico bellic is indee a great character ...thank to him .i played GTA 4 like three times with the same pleasure ...

oh and Jacob is awesome too as a side character ...

Halo3 MLG Pro3276d ago

Nico Belic is my favorite GTA character ever. I liked Vice City a lot but that was pretty much a Scarface rip. And of course Nico's cousin was just pure comedy genius. GTA4 definitely reached the hype for me.

ReservoirDog3163276d ago

Yeah I see your point. I don't mind that stuff so I liked it. It was my favorite till IV. Vice City was good but it had 0 originality cause it was exactly like Scarface.

Vice City Stories is personally my second favorite GTA. It has the fun of SA, the atmosphere but not the ripoff-ness of Vice City, great music, a perfect hand to hand fighting system, a great main character, a serious yet likable story, plus it's portable.

But Niko and Roman will always be the best, at least until GTA V possibly.

Side note: I didn't know this until my 3rd time through GTA IV but after every other mission you can call (just call) Roman and you and him will talk a bit. Always more things to find huh?

ape0073276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

I didn't like vice city stories that much while vice city was one of my favorite games ever

don't know??? vice city stories felt like gta vice city diet,vice city was on fire but vcs feels dry,even liberty city stories felt like gta 3 diet,they both were great psp games,had great time with them but of course they feel less concentrated than the ps2 games

I don't know ?? im I the only one feeling these things??

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pixelsword3276d ago (Edited 3276d ago )

...the downside is that she can only do it once.

I kid.

Sitdown3276d ago

Wait, why did you get a disagree.

bjornbear3276d ago

The disagree is obv from someone who's had a "hotdog"....

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