Will Swarbrick, GOONL!NE: First thing's first. I have never played a God Of War title. Apart from the Kratos add-on in Everybody's Golf: World Tour, I haven't controlled the lumbering Spartan, never ripped heads off Gods, never got a combo of 100 stylish, deadly, brutal, slightly sickening slashes to soldier fodder.
You see, now I've played God Of War III. Now I've done all those things, and more. Now, I am happy to say; I've been converted.