Loot Ninja writes:
With Halloween coming this weekend for most of us in the US of A, we all need a little help getting in the ghoulish spirit. And no, don't break out and read your shitty Goosebumps books. I know you have them. And it's okay. I've got them too.
You probably have already decorated the front yard with skeletons, jack-o-lanterns on the porch, and spooky music playing from a hidden karaoke machine. These all set the stage for a great spook filled holiday weekend. Oh, and the candy. I can't forget to mention all of the that candy; pounds of luscious chocolatey bite-sized goodness.
Do you need help getting into the spooky spirit? Do you happen to be that douchebag that hands out coupons, ketchup packets, or toothpaste samples for treats? Well guess what kiddies, I am here to help you get ready for Halloween. How am I going to do that? Video games. It's what I know, and it's what you are hear to read about.