Twelve years. You'd think after that sort of time, you would know what to expect. Familiarity and comfort, these things breed during a dozen rotations of the Earth around the Sun. It's these that took us to the Champions League final in PES 2010 – those same old passing moves, overusing the one-two, always looking for the through ball… so why do we now sit, depressed, hurt, staring glumly at a discarded controller with a tear in our eye, humiliated at Champions League defeat? Because for the first time in 12 sodding years, Konami has changed the Pro Evo penalty system, and made our group of plucky individuals look like a bunch of rejects. No players have ever taken worse penalties. Not even England. So, depressing defeat it is.