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What Would Jesus Play: Walmart testing Christian games in Texas

From Gamertell:

"Is the Christian market for games being underserved? Is there, in fact, a market for Christian games? Walmart and Left Behind Games will try to answer those questions with a test in 100 stores in the Houston and Dallas areas. These stores will stock back catalog PC games based on the best selling Left Behind book series."

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Major_Tom5734d ago

Heh those Christians! Always undermining christ's values!

Pandamobile5734d ago (Edited 5734d ago )

The only thing worse than an irrational fanboy is an irrational Christian.

Well they are fanboys. God fanboys.

Isaac5734d ago

Christendom fanboys, there's a HUGE difference IMHO. If they were really fanboys of the so called God, they would STFU.

HolyOrangeCows5734d ago (Edited 5734d ago )

...I say that nothing I've read in the bible forbids things like virtual violence.
Do think God sheds a tear every time boys play cowboys and Indians? Probably not.

Human nature IS violent. It's an earthly reality.

ea3023085734d ago

...how that's usually true. And human nature is violent, totally agree.

Darkstorn5734d ago

I'm sure it will be a hit in the South. Unfortunately for them, Christian video games tend to be unbelievably crappy.

sunnygrg5734d ago

Fallout 3 with the Bloody Mess Perk on!

evrfighter5734d ago (Edited 5734d ago )

he would play this

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/...

note the score

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ea3023085734d ago (Edited 5734d ago )

I'm a christian, and from what I've seen, most christian games tend not to be the best (no duh).

But I would just like to ask, probably pointlessly, if the people who will start commenting here can please not start a huge flame war on how christianity rocks/sucks, but if we can just comment on this news.

I visited this article @ gamepolitics, and there's five pages of comments bashing/praising christianity and a lot of crap being flung around. From BOTH sides.

Just asking if we can all avoid that. Thanks.

butterfinger5734d ago

a level of maturity not usually attributed to N4G members or gamers in general.

tplarkin75734d ago

There are so many poor stories in videogames. An epic biblical story could be very cool and resonate with anyone, not just Christians.

WinterWolf5734d ago

but I have never seen, heard of, or played a Bible-based game that is even remotely good.

I am Christian and a Texan. I grew up in the church, have taken Bible classes, involved in men's bible study, am a big fan of Theology, apologetics, hermeneutics, etc. , and read the bible consistently. Yet this fails to interest me...so that's saying something.

I will be passing this up and picking up a copy of Uncharted 2 instead. :)

Philip J Fry5734d ago

Around age 10 I played quite a few christian based video games on the NES. One game you played as the hero and went through towns killing demons with fruit, then defeat bosses to earn the spiritual armor and finally kill the devil to win the game. I thought it was fun then. Then there is the one where you had to collect animals and put them in the ark, and lastly I played one that was a puzzle game where you collected mana. It was really fun and hard. It had around 100 levels and I never beat them all.

Anyway, they were fun then.

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Ron_Burgundy5734d ago

right now he & God are playing Uncharted 2 in heaven

Sk8boyP5734d ago

...Satan and his minions deal with RRoD as the scorching heat from the console can burn even the most Evil of them!

Mezt_up5734d ago

There is a huge market for it. And not just for Christians. Just think, the Old testament is one of the bloodiest killfests around. Filled with vengeance, false gods (and their worshipers), slavery, prostitutes, waring kingdoms etc. The new testament focuses on the life of Jesus, but there is still the same issues in the world, in fact there is a whole race of people being ruled by the roman empire who often ruled by cruel leaders.

If developers went to the effort there are heaps of potential games to be set in this period, potentially around these events. Its just that so far any Christian game has generally been so rediculously poor thought out and basic that its not funny. Moral decisions are always clear cut, they are always goody goody 2 shoes with no gore, violence and other sinful activity. I'm convinced there is potential there, and that the games, if done correctly, wouldn't JUST be suitable for Christians.

butterfinger5734d ago

I have even read a Left Behind book (years ago, though), and they could definitely make an awesome Christian game if they really wanted to. It would probably be hard to get support from a major publisher and solid development team, though. It would be really hard for a Christianity-based game to sell well, no matter how great it is IMO.

Mezt_up5734d ago

The bunch of Christian die hards. Anyone remember that Southpark episode where Cartman started a Christian rock band. They sucked but Christians still liked it :p Same thing would apply. If the game was really only a 6/10 game, the diehards would treat it like an 8/10 game.

The worst thing you could do to market a Christian game would be to be to high almighty about it. If a game was genuinely good, had Christian undertones (this includes all the old testament stuff I mentioned above)and target it to 15-30 yr old gamers in general (not Christians...as has been done in the past, albeit yrs ago) then it would have a good chance.

Tex1175734d ago

Wasnt there an old school NES game?

Yeah, Bible Adventures...

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Are You Going to be Left Behind on May 21st?

Seeing as how tomorrow, May 21st, is supposed to be the Rapture and all the supposed "believers" are going to mysteriously disappear and make their way to heaven, many people are wondering "what about those that get left behind? Well, back in 2006, a rather controversial PC game was released that addressed the issue of those not included in the rapture. That game was aptly titled Left Behind.

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flipmop445151d ago

I'll see everyone on the 22nd ;)

thorstein5150d ago

My rapture party is starting in about an hour. Thought I would look in to see what the new games of the apocalypse are going to be like.

Hasn't happened yet.

tablav5150d ago (Edited 5150d ago )

You're all fools! The end is coming, you'll see!!! You're all gonna...

Wait, what do you mean it's the 22nd now? Riiiight then. Guess I probably shouldn't have spend all my money and quit my job.

Oh well....such is life!

honestpizza5151d ago

I'm going to wear my shittiest clothes tomorrow.

Jack-H5150d ago

LOL!! yeah it's probably not the best day to break out that 3-piece suit.

honestpizza5149d ago

Or you could've put on that Armani suit and filled your pants at some point so that the person lucky enough to stumble upon the pile of clothes got a nice surprise.

yoge5151d ago

It says in the bible that no man will know when the end is coming.

blackburn105151d ago

Exactly. One man says it and suddenly it's the truth. Plus he has said it before and was wrong. Anyone noticed that no religious group even bothered to agree or disagree with him? That is to show what a joke he is.

gaden_malak5150d ago

It says in the bible that no man will know when the end is coming.

Bible also said there was a giant flood and a giant boat.

multipayer5150d ago

hey,you've played Brink...

thorstein5150d ago

So did Gilgamesh.... whooops, don't tell the fundies that their story was ripped from an earlier much more interesting version.

xTruthx5150d ago (Edited 5150d ago )

^^^^^^^ Oh :O, someone who thinks they know something because they heard it from someone else without doing any real research.

Below: Lol I think you haven't even be near a bible

Aceluffy5150d ago

The Bible also said that gay people, people that cheat and have sex before getting married, people that have sex with animals have to be killed.
Or is it...."put to death" does that have the same meaning ?

I'm all for that, but killing animals ?

No, forget it, the bible is retarded anyway

Hellsvacancy5150d ago

^^^^Like totally retarded

MidnytRain5150d ago

Others say a giant rock smashed into the Earth. They're both equally believable.

gaden_malak5149d ago

No, Science is actually using proven facts. Religion...fairy tales.

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Ser5150d ago

yoge, you nailed it.

I don't know how so many of these believers trust one moron that's been wrong many times before.

He's just another snake oil salesman posing as a religious zealot.

Anyone with a brain could have picked up a Bible and found the verse that yoge refers to.

GodofSackboy5150d ago

The bible was also written 400 years after Jesus' death by a bunch of Romans. Its a load of crap.

I wish this world could just forget religion and live happily without this God bs...

But each to his own. Beleive that stuff if you want

NYC_Gamer5150d ago

100% agree,religion has done nothing but divide people and brought along so much death in the process

seinfan5150d ago

I guess the Rylands papyrus and critical new testament scholarship are part of a conspiracy. But don't mind me, I'll let you get back to reading Dan Brown's fiction.

xstation795150d ago

I would love to know how you came about this information about romans writing the bible. If you guys want to put all your faith into scientist having all the right answers, you go right ahead. They are always disagreeing with each other and changing their minds. They claim they know whats happening 4 billion years across the universe, yet can't make up their minds on global warming

MidnytRain5150d ago

@NYC_Gamer

The Bible actually warns against forcing religion on people. Humankind causes its own strife when we blow things out of proportion and/or misinterpret things.

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SpLinT5150d ago (Edited 5150d ago )

yea too bad the bible is also full of shit

edit: to xstation - you say "put all your faith into scientist having all the right answers" NO- not true, scientists dont have all the answers and i dont have all my faith in them. it doesnt mean i should believe Fairy Tell-esk nonsense that is written in a book written by a 19 year old. (they didnt live that long back then, he was probably 19 or younger)

DantheMan815150d ago

Making fun of other peoples religion and saying the bible is full of shit is crossing the line. You may not believe what others do, but atleast show some respect. I'm off to find another gaming news site that isn't made up of 12 year olds with their dumbass comments.

MidnytRain5150d ago

The Bible contains wisdom and answers to problems we still face today. Even an atheist could benefit from reading some of it. The book of Proverbs is the best example.

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ATiElite5150d ago

On May 21st all the NEO-CONS will disappear? hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray. Let's throw a global party and celebrate!

Lucreto5150d ago

We should all sing while we wait. I will start it off

"Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life..."

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Walmart takes next step in test-marketing Christian video games

Christian video and computer games may soon be appearing on Walmart shelves.

-Alpha5557d ago (Edited 5557d ago )

Hurray?

The only religious game I'd play is God of War or Assassin's Creed. These Christian games try too hard to educate, though I'd love to see some bad ass game based around the religion instead (like Assassin's Creed).

BeaArthur5557d ago

Sweet, Christian video games are my favorite genre.

Score5557d ago (Edited 5557d ago )

Christian games would set a new standard for violence...I don't think Kratos could stomach some of that imagery

barakiu5557d ago

5 Superpowers From the Bible That Put Marvel and DC to Shame

http://www.cracked.com/arti...

The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

http://www.cracked.com/arti...

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Lionsguard5557d ago

Can I finally get my copy of Wii Pray?

SactoGamer5557d ago

Sure, but it'll probably require that silly finger sensor thingy to play it.

LinuxGuru5557d ago

The two comments above me are golden.

Bubbles!

Although, I wouldn't mind a game that was set during the days of the Crusades...that would be pretty intense to play as a Crusader in the King's guard or something.

AhemZasan5557d ago

The fact that the Left Behind series is considered to be "Christian" is one of the biggest reasons I totally understand people hating religion.

For some reason I don't remember reading about Jesus slaughtering "non-believers" in any actual Christian texts.

Score5557d ago

People "hate" religion because it presents here-say and folklore as if it were fact.....it is also a breeding ground for ignorance and war/violence.

AhemZasan5557d ago

Religion is just an easy way to control the ignorant. The same here-say and folklore has been spread throughout history inside and outside of religious involvement. The same can be said of rape, torture, murder and all other forms of mayhem. The fact is, the problem with religion is that humans are involved.

Score5557d ago (Edited 5557d ago )

"The fact is, the problem with religion is that humans are involved."
I do not disagree

Edit:
The biggest problem with religion is that people don't stop to think "does this make ANY sense"

AhemZasan5557d ago

How, exactly, does that differ from pretty much any widely accepted view in any society from any era of human history? Religion is included, but it's not the sole bane of human existence like so many portray it to be.

Score5557d ago (Edited 5557d ago )

What you are referring to is ignorance in general. We are all ignorant at something, at some point....The bible is a set of guidelines on how to be ignorant and remain so.

Handhelds_FTW5557d ago

is like blaming the pen or pencil as the source of spelling errors.

And its an absurd assumption in my opinion,that without religion, over night we would have world piece.

Human beings are evil, those that don't see it are the first ones to call themselves "good people". Oh how I would like to display there thoughts on a big cinema screen to the masses. Then try to hear there justifications for calling themselves "good people".

Even murderers, thieves, rapist etc. are quick to tell that they're not the worst of society or what this world has to offer.

It's my opinion is the world should blame people as the source of the world's problems, and try to stop shifting the blame on the claims of what they believe. Because what a person truly believes can't be proven by the mere words of there mouth.

Religion will always be an escape goat to those who do evil things, and unlike the world I'm not buying the pitch line that "it's there religion's fault". However, I say "no its the fault of there actions".

LeonSKennedy4Life5557d ago

Please research something before you knock it.

I'm not kidding.

Maybe God is a fairytale to most of you, but I can assure you he's not. Please do yourself a favor and research. Don't just listen to the ignorance around you. That's what I did for years.

AhemZasan5557d ago

Your statement would hold more factual weight if directed at those who use the Bible to forward their own misguided agendas rather than the actual collection of literature itself. The Bible, much like religion, is all too often blamed for the shortcomings of those who have zero actual understanding of their original intent (i.e. zealots like Lahaye and Robertson).

Mr_Bun5557d ago

You found proof of god? Nice! Seeing as you are the only person in the world with proof, would you be so kind as to share it so that we can end this "silly" debate?

Darkstorn5557d ago

@5.6-
I don't think human beings are inherently 'evil.' I think humans just seek short-term rewards too readily. Many people join religions to be a part of a society that would otherwise shun them, without thinking about the consequences of adopting a strict doctrine.

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Christian game companies Left Behind, Digital Praise plan holy merger

From Gamertell:

"Digital Praise, the company responsible for the music games Dance Praise and Guitar Praise , has announced a planned merger with Left Behind Games Inc, most well-known for games based on the Left Behind best-selling series of books."

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DamonTheMoney5598d ago

And here come the God-Bots...

;)

Software_Lover5598d ago

It looks like a dumb bot beat them here ;)

SilentNegotiator5598d ago (Edited 5598d ago )

And here come the Hate-bots over a story about two game companies merging because they happen to be Christian studios.

"HIA GUIS DIS ES WAT I TINK OB REGIGIONS AND STUFFZ. I'L BE UR AL CURIOUS ON ONE PERTSONS OPIGION ON TEH VIDEOGAM SITE"
^^^^These are the people whom are on their way to debate each other.

xabmol5598d ago (Edited 5598d ago )

So...

The Killer should be here any second now?

fear885598d ago

I want to show those non believers the power of My God.

Ocelot5255598d ago (Edited 5598d ago )

@SilentNegotiator

if you hate free speech so much you should move to a country like iran, there nobody can diz religions(at least the islam)

ryuzu5598d ago

Hah - games about made up super beings preying on the little guys - but enough about GoW3!

I think this is great - 2 christian companies getting in bed together.... Hey, was lightning outside?

r.

SilentNegotiator5598d ago

"if you hate free speech so much you should move to a country like iran, there nobody can diz religions(at least the islam)"
Yes, because me making fun of people debating theism on a video game website means I hate free speech. Excellent deduction, holmes.

"The Killer should be here any second now?"
I'm shocked he isn't here yet. I guess he went to the Saturday service? :P

Solidus187-SCMilk5598d ago

called Super Noahs ark. It was a mod of wolfenstien and you were noah shooting feed at animals to make them go to sleep.

My friend had it and you needed to put a real snes game into the top of it for it to work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

ProjectVulcan5598d ago

God wars episode 5: The athiests strike back

blind-reaper5598d ago (Edited 5598d ago )

Dumbo-t????
http://shadyboules.files.wo...

or

Dumb-Bot

http://www.ranger-retrocent...

Anyways like Bart would say "All the good developers are affiliated with Satan"

lol

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BenderDGreat825598d ago

Ooooh!! I loved playing pin the nail on Jesus! Wonderful family time!

MrMacabre5598d ago (Edited 5598d ago )

I'm glad they are hemorrhaging money, religion has no place in video games... just like in schools.

xabmol5598d ago

Well I dunno about you, but I think GoW3 looks frikin cool! >:)

I liked Darksiders too. xP

Software_Lover5598d ago

A good game is a good game. If you dont want to buy the Christian themed game...............then dont buy it. That is why there are different genres of games for different people.

Darkstorn5598d ago

I'm a nonbeliever, but I think religion in games is fine, especially if it's brought up in a secular, academic manner (Bioware does it nicely, as does Irrational Games).
And I also support those mindlessly pro-God games; let the religious idealogues have their own ways to entertain themselves.

BannedForNineYears5598d ago

I couldn't help but think of a GTA in Jesus form. xD
That sounds so fun.
Especially with a karma system.
Anyway >_>
I think it'd be tight to have some Christian games, wouldn't bother me.
Moar gamez!

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