GZ: Sexy Poker is coming to the Nintendo Wii!
Yes. The family friendly Wii has earnt a dose of sexy poker. Gameloft's Sexy Poker, originally a mobile game, could be the one mature Wii game to achieve considerable sales, after The Conduit and MadWorld had failed before it.
Releasing for 500 Wii Points on Wii Ware this August, Sexy Poker will get your pulse racing with "strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt."
The 2009 GameStooge Awards continue with the fifth part of the Awards – the worst games of 2009, as well as the best mobile games.
Best iPhone Game: Zen Bound
Best Mobile Game: Townsmen 6: Revolution
Biggest Disappointment: The Conduit
Most Dead on Arrival: Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
Worst Digital Game: NBA Unrivaled
Worst Game: Terminator Salvation
VGTV writes: "Most of you don't like the Wii at the best of times, but there's been the most unholy level of whinging lately thanks to a certain Doug Cruetz of Cowen Group, who thinks the "Wii bubble could be deflating".
Well don't worry, brethren – VideoGameTV has a bike pump. A bike pump filled to the nozzle with killer software. To maintain the pretence of considered judgement, we've jotted down some pros and cons for each title on the list."
I was going to include the COD4 remake on this but it doesn't look too hot... anybody want to disagree?
Decent list of games but some of the Cons are just silly.:P
Apparently Sexy Poker is absolute rubbish and COD 4:MW: Reflex(longer name than FF:CC: Crystal Bearers!) is apparently a good port of the game but if you alreayd have it not much point in getting it a again.
I'd definitely disagree with not including COD:MWR. The reviewers who actually took their time to play the game (and didn't rush out a review in a day like IGN) have good things to say about the game, almost without exception. The controls are great, and it has the best online of any game on Wii.
That said, I would've put the Metroid Prime Trilogy on that list somewhere. It's the best deal on Wii (or anywhere this year, really).
Metroid Trilogy's utterly, utterly brilliant - the nearest thing the Wii has to an Orange Box, IMO - but I was aiming for recent/upcoming games. (Excitebike is a remake, yes, but it's a recent remake).
Yup, silly isn't bad and Red Steel 2 does need Lightsabers... and you're right about NWMB Wii.
I would have added Rabbids Go Home and/or A Boy and his Blob too.
Truth be told I haven't run into Boy and his Blob...
Ta for the feedback, always nice to get a conversation going.
...has some great titles but they should stick to exclusives and keep away from the multiplatform releases. Just look at how dated COD4 looks on the Wii. Graphics may not matter but once you have experienced a game like COD4 on a better system its hard to go back.
It's at this point the pretence of being a game falters entirely, as you can view each 'unlocked' woman in the gallery, saving you the bother of even playing it at all. However much you win at Sexy Poker, you'll only ever feel like a loser.
Retarded bastards run the rating system over there. Underwear!? No!!!!!!!
funny if this hit #1 on wiiware lol
They need to make it where you could Gamble with Wii Points!