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Sexy Time! Metal Gear Solid 3

"Since Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is basically a James Bond rip-off, there would almost have to be a considerable level of sexual theatre involved in it. But Kojima's penchant for absurd humor manages to leak its way in as well, blending the two in a manner that I doubt anybody quite saw coming."

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mrv3215807d ago

May I suggest a nerdier and possiply better title.

Sexy Time= Metal Gear Solid 3

Syronicus5807d ago

To pull yet another stupid and brain numbing article out of their butts. Sorry, but I have come to the conclusion that Destructoid hires some of the most idiotic people for their journalist positions and in no way should I or anybody else here click on the links tot heir site.

Model5807d ago

"Since Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is basically a James Bond rip-off

Yeah, James Bond in the jungle eating raw snakes and crawling in the dirt.

Mr_Showtime15807d ago

My thoughts exactly, what stupidity.

Reibooi5807d ago

I would assume they never played the game and called it out as a James bond rip off based off the cheesy snake eater theme song which does sound like something out of James bond.

However one theme song does not a rip off make and calling it such is disrespect to the team behind the game.

N4Flamers5807d ago

I wouldnt call this game a rip off there are elements that a re verry bond inspired, the theme song, when you do good in the game you unlock the tuxedo (wonder where they got that from). The sexy ladies who all have a thing for snake.

I love this game and I dont think it is a rip off, but some of the bond elements made me like this game above the others. I think it pays homage to bond as a spy more than rips him off. I loved it.

TheCagyDies5807d ago (Edited 5807d ago )

I hate Eva

edit below:

Jerks

edit again: Personally, I prefer your ass over zelda's

Edit: Actually I reconsidered, if there is one guy that I got to bang, it will be the one in this pic

http://c4.ac-images.myspace...

Model5807d ago

Then go have a butsecks with zelda

NegativeCreep4275807d ago (Edited 5807d ago )

I think Link has already been all up on that a$$ for over 20 years now! Sorry Etackett, that a$$ is spoken for. but there are always more fish in the sea...LOL!!!

ShadowMantis5806d ago

OOOOHHH DAMN!Why always naked chicks,our bodies aren't amazing....I would rather see Altaïr butt naked!OH OH 0H OH OH, and Gray Fox: TIGHT ABS!If there was a guy like that I would give him anything,whenever,whereEVER!

TheCagyDies5806d ago (Edited 5806d ago )

somebody added me to their ignore list because of my comment above...

Somebody is insecure...
or homophobic...

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raztad5807d ago

"James Bond ripoff" <-- This is a serious disrespect for one of the best games ever done in any platform (IMO).

ThatArtGuy5807d ago

Don't equate MGM's movie incarnation of Bond cloud your judgment on one of the world's best LITERARY characters. :P

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BlackTar1875807d ago

to pop in and give your nonsense.

This game is fricken amazing. what's one of your favorites so i can tell you how mediocre it is and how you way over hype it.

Bond rip off. lol not quite but the snake eater song is and its great also.

MGM does not do justice to james bond his literature work like stated above is great most of them.

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bunbun7775807d ago (Edited 5807d ago )

could you be referring to the original 007, John Dee of her Royal Magistrate? hmmmmmmm?

*casts thunderball*

*turns gametime into mute frog*

*pees pants*

JuJuRMJ5807d ago (Edited 5807d ago )

No doubt you really believe that anyone here gives a sh!t about your opinion, we don't. And MGS rules, everyone knows that by now.

mastiffchild5807d ago

I like Sephiroth! I'm a be a baddie like him! I'm a upset folk with daft claims even I don't believe and if they upset me I'll, I'll... I'll kill them all with a big asteroid effort I can make come!

For I am Sephi...GametimeUK! And I am EVIL! But I quite enjoy jrpgs and Halo3 too. GSoH, loves animals and kids. Seeks fellow gamer with penchant for being unreasonably annoying for friendship, maybe more!

Anyone interested must like cosplay AND under no circumatances will be allowed to be Sephiroth. Cos he's my favourite, K?

BTW, GTUK apologises for any offense caused. He's been a little cranky as he can't get his hair to go quite like, oh you know who!

Rocket Sauce5807d ago

Eva is actually a huge ripoff of Tatiana, the Bond girl from "From Russia With Love." She even uses the name Tatiana once in the game. I'm not gonna spoil it for people who haven't played the game/seen the movie, but they serve pretty much the exact same purpose story-wise.

BlackTar1875807d ago

I bet its good to you and miles better to you. Let me throw you hint the only person your opnion matters to is yourself. So why are you posting here?

Why are you here? you dont really like the game you hate the Sony Playstation halo is the best and if any one says anything you say look it sold the most what did MGS sell. Then i point to titanic and say i see your point ill watch my Boondock saints and snatch over here in the corner for inferior products.

Play games to game dont be a hater its make you age quickly and its very unbecomming.

Hey im a go into a Viva Pinata thread and tell everyone who likes it thats its medicore and they hype it to much that sounds like a logical thing to do. would you agree how about you come join me we can parade around like nazi and punch our agenda into there faces just in case they werent aware already Yeaaaaaaaaaaa

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cmrbe5807d ago (Edited 5807d ago )

offence with the notion that MGS3 is a James Bond Ripoff. How dare this author compare it to James bond.

You can add all James Bond stories and it can never match MGS3's story.

Edit:Should have know better. Its from Destructroid. What the heck is their problem?.

mastiffchild5807d ago

CMBRE-while it's a daft idea that a game of surviving in the jungle is like JB in any way. Flemings literary Bond is actually a much deeper character than the folms would let you know.

But, yeah, MGS3 and Octopussy are chalk and cheese! And D'toid can always f*ck off because, apart from anything else, they're sh1t.

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Gaming's Greatest Month 20 Years Later - Remembering November 2004

Eight seminal games were released on the gaming market between October 26 and November 23, 2004. Twenty years later, here's Wccftech's retrospective.

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theandinator92206d ago

You're not gonna include Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal or Jak 3 on that list? Just change it to Fall 2004 Releases and include the masterpiece that is Sly 2.

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Metal Gear Solid 3 Eva's Voice Actor Finally Revealed After 20 Years

After over 20 years of fan speculation and theories, Metal Gear Solid 3's Eva voice actor has finally been revealed.

SimpleDad218d ago

OMG they fixed her... Yes... oh I'm gonna buy this game again it's ridiculous!

cell989218d ago

Well that's awesome!! I would have never guessed

KwietStorm_BLM218d ago

What do dey got a lot o sand? We got a hot crustacean band🦀

BISHOP-BRASIL218d ago

I'll save you the click. It was Jodi Benson (The Little Mermaid), 20 years ago they decided to credit her under a pseudonym so the M rated game would not conflict with her family friendly voice acting curriculum back when that was still a concern with Disney.

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Why Metal Gear Solid 3 is the Best Prequel Ever Made

With Metal Gear Solid Delta on its way, we look back to see how the original Snake Eater is the foundation on which the entire Metal Gear series is built and is without doubt the greatest prequel ever made.

just_looken364d ago (Edited 364d ago )

The fact you can kill the end by either changing your console clock or my way when he is on the dock is such a cool Easter egg.

My video/play through i time coded the part of end getting killed at the dock
https://www.youtube.com/liv...

The river scene with ocelot's dad will also change depending on your kill count
https://www.youtube.com/liv...

So many things that can change on each playthrough

Oh also the iconic ladder scene always a classic
https://www.youtube.com/liv...

just_looken364d ago

wait are people upset i gave out spoilers on a 20 year old ps2 game?

Like for real this was on top of alot of charts for sales with so many different versions

SimpleDad364d ago

There are many people (new) that didn't experience the game dude.

just_looken364d ago

It's 20 years old man these new "gamers" are weak

No one here ever turn on a history channel or go to school there are scary spoilers there too.

Getting hate for talking about a 20year old game on a comment section with a article that talks about the 20year old game with spoilers in the article

" original Snake, aka Big Boss, whose DNA was used to create the clones Solid, Liquid and Solidus"

Quick call 911 IGN spoiled the game

Chard364d ago

Wait til he realises there are people born years after MGS3 released who are now getting into mature gaming

just_looken364d ago

@chard

I was watching robocop before i grew chest hair are you seriously saying people only play M rated games after they turn 17?

Chard364d ago (Edited 364d ago )

@just_looken
That’s not what I’m saying at all.
Im referring to the weird conclusion you jumped to, which is that anyone who hasn’t played MGS3 by now took too long and are also weak for being bothered by spoilers this long after the original release.

Plenty of people without chest hair will try this remake as their first exposure to MGS3. It’s not somebody’s fault or weakness if they were born in 2010 and had better things to do than play MGS3 prior to this remake. The world doesn’t revolve around you

Aphrodia363d ago

And no one who hasn't played this game yet will know what the hell he's referring too. sensitive, delicate, snowflake.....

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Inverno364d ago

Have an agree, if people haven't bothered playing a 20 year old game and get mad at spoilers then they should stay out of enthusiast posts.

just_looken364d ago

Right and this article has series/game spoilers

Yui_Suzumiya364d ago

I'll call the WHAMBULANCE for the down voters, lol

just_looken364d ago

Right? like wow perhaps i should post about the gta 3 story in the next article get hate there for spoiling that game.

SimpleDad364d ago (Edited 364d ago )

You really are something. Not only does a world turn around you, but you also are sensitive to 5 dislikes.
Who is weak now?
All remakes are done to bring in a new audience and make new money.
Why would you spoil a game or any kind of media for whatever reason If You experienced it?

Ohhh for your Youtube channel... there it is.

Jesus... imagine if someone commented your gameplay. Badly...

My boys will experience this remake for the first time.

just_looken364d ago

1. Its not the dislikes its many post's on this site and other's always the haters or like you mad about spoilers on old old games.

2. My youtube channel is older that most "gamers" today i lost alot of vids do too youtube bots and yourself has no proof even playing any of the games so go ahead post away on stuff you have no idea how to play.

3. My header is real i used to make a few k or more a month or more with mahcinima when bf/gta/halo/world of tanks were in there prime.Now there is just few vids here there

MeteorPanda364d ago

love it.

Just remember while this game came out years ago, theres a whole generation f gamers who would have never played it. it wasn't current for them.

So the remasters are aimed at bringing in new fans of the franchise, posting these may spoil it for some.

just_looken364d ago

The article literally has spoilers in it who the boss's kid is the eva relationship and entire series information you only get by playing the games.

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VersusDMC364d ago

Personally DMC3 is my favorite prequel. MGS3 is top 3 though next to Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep.

Kinda surprised Red Dead 2 isn't IGN's pick for best prequel.

just_looken364d ago

Its red dead revolver red dead redemption red dead redemption 2

I am still waiting for a way to turn off kingdom hearts looping music but the collection is cheap on amazon for those wanting 2 play the games.

franwex364d ago

My favorite prequel is Yoshi’s Island.

Yui_Suzumiya364d ago

Dan Salvato's favorite game to speed run

purple101363d ago

thats a real gamer there, someone who plays a hack'n'slash, a stealth, and an aRPG. * claps hands *

Yui_Suzumiya364d ago

Definitely not arguing that 😁

mastershredder364d ago

Ever? So much nopes to this. Also, IGN licks feat for $.

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