Resume Play - Stephen Rosenberg writes "There are few things in this world that are more brutal than a good old fashioned bar-fight…especially for a nerd. Usually it involves drunk people talking smack to your woman, douche-bags with tribal tattoos trying to show off to inattentive girls, or possibly someone just feels like getting wasted and beating the hell out someone else. It is a must that in these situations, you have to have a friend or two backing you up, and usually the friend has to be a lot more bad ass then you are, to get the job done. In this article I have picked a select few Nintendo characters as a reference to who I might pick to have my back in the case someone heaves a bottle at my face. Check them out, and leave us a comment telling us who would be getting your back! It doesn't have to be one of the few below. Remember, Nintendo-licensed characters only! No mix-companies! Enjoy!"