From the review:
"You've probably seen the ads for "Evony." They're hard to miss, with the huge elf boobs, allusions to domination, and overuse of the word 'discreet.' But once you sign up for "Evony" there's not a single elf boob, huge nor delightfully understated, to be found. In other words, do not get suckered in by "Evony" if you're on some lonely Internet quest for medieval themed digi-chicks."
No Elf Boobs? Pass... j/k
Wait, boobs are a marketing tool? My mind is blowed.
Would play if it had moar boobies.