Like you, Bruce, our resident PC enthusiast has been patiently waiting for the release of the DOW2 – There is only WAR! Beta update.
Up until yesterday he was a cool calm and collected man, however when the news dropped that the launch of Relic's highly anticipated update had been delayed…well…he basically chucked a massive spazz, cried hysterically and told the rest of us to F%*$ off.
"This week when I was scrolling through my Steam library for a game to play I was stumped, until I found a mod which brought fresh air to an old classic. The game was the legendary Dawn of War series by Relic. The Dawn of War expansions; Winter Assault, Dark Crusade and Soulstorm along with other stand-alone titles like Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, give the universe the justice it rightly deserved."
Sega, Creative Assembly, and Relic Entertainment have teamed up to launch a special RTS promotion that gives away free games. Introducing Make War Not Love 3.
Here is the summary of the Whoops list:
1. Siding With A Murderous Tyrant Leads To Peace
2. Destroying The Biggest Threat To Humanity Destroys All Humanity
3. Helping The Downtrodden Gets A Whole Lot Of People Killed
4. Defending Planets From Invasion Led To A Much Worse Invasion
5. Ridding A City Of Gangs Turned Out To Be A Bad Idea
Check it out now for more details!
Dun worry every one....I just called Bruce and he is OK!...Just a little woozy from the elephant tranquilizer we gave him today! LOLZ!