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FF13 Gets "Sexual" with Shiva Sisters

Examiner: "Square Enix updated their Final Fantasy XIII website with more information about the Shiva sisters. As it was previously discussed, they will link together and form a motorcycle for Snow to ride. Erotically, the site profile reveals a picture that is very interesting and sexy in some fashion."

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qface645793d ago (Edited 5793d ago )

seriously what is it about FF13?
the more i hear about it the more it puts me off =|

i have no clue what it is but im just not excited about this game at all
its gonna end up being one of those games i buy just to have it and don't even play it at all

hay5793d ago

Seriously, this looks dumb as hell.

Mo0eY5793d ago

Why can we not just have a cool-@ss motorcycle to hit people with? Not one that's a combination two lesbian sisters with half a handlebar.

Game13a13y5793d ago

he's actually sitting on her BELLY!!

Baba19065793d ago

you horny horny gamers =D i can wait for the game though. =D

solidt125793d ago

Jesse James or Orange County bikes should make a FFXIII bike. That would be one crazy ride. You would get alot of look.

Mo0eY5793d ago

Honestly, if you're drooling over purple lesbian sisters who form into a motorbike, you need some help.

Sarcasm5793d ago

I prefer the Shiva from FFVII as shown in this vid...

Ah, back when Square knew how to make good games.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

hay5793d ago

@Timesplitter14: Dude, you're some kind of sexual deviant? You do realize that one of them looks like she has exhaust pipes instead of her legs, and literally a steering head? Snow's sitting on her belly and the second sister is in pseudo-comfortable position being a seat at the same time. Care to go one thought farther? What fuel they use? Natural gases?

I fail to see any sexuality here just plain weirdness and you should get a head check.

Dpa5793d ago

exhaust pipes? *fapfapfap*

gintoki7775793d ago

this is why versus is better and I bet that guy is sitting on a wiener and is looking back because he is startled. 0.0
but seriously what great design it makes me cry :'(

FamilyGuy5793d ago

LOL
Imagine, you could be getting a BJ from your motorcycle every time you ride.

I also think it's strange that there is only one handle bar...

LeonSKennedy4Life5793d ago

Bayonetta has a motorcycle she can beat people up with. : )

Bayonetta's gonna blow everyone away and they don't know it yet.

thesummerofgeorge5793d ago

this is only sexual if you want it to be.... There is literally no sexual contact. What is this guy imagining they're scissoring or something?

MEsoJD5793d ago

I mean it'll be a more interesting ride than on a normal bike.

PopEmUp5792d ago

If the Shiva (whatever the name is) is a guy, and snow is a Girl, I would lmao Xd

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kaelix5793d ago

lol wow just o.o wow xD never expected that

life doomer5793d ago (Edited 5793d ago )

What? I don't see anything.

qface645793d ago (Edited 5793d ago )

its the motorcycle hes sitting on its both of the shivas combined
im guessing its the positions

LarVanian5793d ago

Or it could be that it looks as if Snow is pretty much dominating one of the shivas. With the other giving him some back support.

Sarcasm5793d ago

I wonder how high was the designer for this.

"Dude... What if like... We made Shiva... Like... Twin Sisters instead?"
"That sounds cool"
"Then like... we F'in make her and her sister cross legs and become a F'in motorcycle you can RIDE!"

TapiocaMilkTea5793d ago

There are only so many ways to design how you ride the Shiva sisters. This is probably the least provocative design they can think of.

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LarVanian5793d ago

I think I know why he used to be called "Mr 33cm" now. ;)

Kain815793d ago

Final Fantasy 12 Killed the Famous Summons Like Ifrit, Odin, Shiva, Bahamut, and now in Final Fantasy 13 they are Jokes.
Have somebody seen Odin, i dont know but in my opinion he looks lke joke.
Square-enix killed his Traditions: Yeah SE you are on the Right track keep it up /Sarcasm END

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Final Fantasy and SaGa series veteran Kazuyuki Shindo leaves Square Enix after 27 years

Kazuyuki Shindo, who worked on games including Legend of Mana, Final Fantasy XIII, and SaGa: Emerald Beyond, has left Square Enix.

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The 7 Best Final Fantasy Characters: Unveiling the Legends

While FFVII ranks highly, there's more to the series than one game. Here's Chit Hot's picks for the seven best Final Fantasy characters.

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The older it gets, the more I respect Final Fantasy XIII

Alex Donaldson: "Hindsight is a hell of a thing, however, and in the years since Final Fantasy XIII, my respect for the decisions its developers made has skyrocketed. In the two Final Fantasy titles since we see both the brilliance and the folly in alternative approaches - and in Final Fantasy VII Remake, we get a more nuanced understanding of what FF13 was trying to accomplish from many of the same development leads."

Einhander1972490d ago

FFXIII is actually one of the best Final Fantasy games.

I also sort of was disappointed at the time, never as much as the bandwagon. But really all the fantastic 3D rendered cutscenes and I actually liked the characters and the story though convoluted was actually fantastic and the ending was extremely emotional. So much budget and time were put into that game Square had such big plans, I actually have always felt kind of bad for how things played out.

I have been thinking for years how great it would be to get all three games on one disk for PS4 or 5.

Nyxus490d ago

I always liked this game, and I agree, a rerelease for current gen would be nice.

Shane Kim489d ago (Edited 489d ago )

Gotta take off the nostalgia glasses. It's the worst FF. Shiva as a bike, I mean come on.

Elda489d ago

Shiva as a bike is strange but saying FFXIII is the worst FF is not at all a fact, that's simply your opinion.

Terry_B488d ago

*One of the 3 equally bad FF's

DivineHand125488d ago (Edited 488d ago )

When I got my series X a year ago, I bought FF13 for nostalgia reasons but ended up being disappointed. When I first played it around the time it launched, I didn't have a lot of experience with final fantasy games, so I enjoyed it. Fast forward to when I played it again, I found that the game had many unnecessary filler moments instead of just giving us meaningful content.

The game is also very linear and a quote on the article said it best. "It is like a sewage pipe that leads to the ocean until it opens up on Grand Pulse."

The story didn't make much sense either and I believe it is my mistake as I played the FF7 remake on PS5 prior which is a night and day difference in terms of pacing, storytelling and likeable characters even though cloud is aloof.

FinalFantasyFanatic488d ago (Edited 488d ago )

Probably was a mistake to play any of the golden era FFs first (e.g. FF6 through FF10), it makes it harder to enjoy some of the FFs that aren't as good. I think FF12 was where major issues with the series started becoming apparent, and it just got worse from there.

FinalFantasyFanatic488d ago (Edited 488d ago )

I didn't really care for it that much, the only saving grace was that it had a better story than 15 (overall it was better than 15) and possibly 12, and even then, you had to read some of it through primers, like reading a book. Plus the battle system was reasonably fun for what it was, even if it was more the spectacle that was exciting for me (e.g. summoning). And to be fair, the 13 trilogy got better with every games, I still don't like Snow though.

Gamingsince1981488d ago

Ff13 is only good if you haven't played a ff before, or any other games that are decent for that matter.

-Foxtrot488d ago

It is in fact no way the best Final Fantasy game, it's one of the worst

Linear corridors, Cutscene, Fight, Cutscene...rinse and repeat

Dialogue and characters are pretty bad, especially Lightning as the main FF hero, they literally said they tried to make a "Female Cloud" and they failed.

Story was pretty awful

I could go on

I think the only alright thing that came from the game was the music.

Elda488d ago

That's not a fact that's your personal opinion. The game sold 11 million copies between its 2009 release up until 2014 including critically reviewed as an 8 out of 10 or an 80 out of 100. The game does have some issues but it's not at all a fact as one of the worst FF games.

-Foxtrot487d ago

Elda

Not just mine mate

A large majority

So….

Traecy487d ago

N4G commenters such as yourself aren't the majority. The game was well received.

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gold_drake490d ago (Edited 490d ago )

i liked the game alot but i didnt like how they handled the terminology.

i dont mind reading data logs but it had soo many.

but i always loved the music and how it looked. the battle system wasnt too bad either.

but i like 13-2 more :)

i still dont understand why we never got a remaster of the trilogy

Eonjay488d ago

Xbox kinda did. Besides the video files of course which are still best on PS3 due to bluray.

Snookies12490d ago

XIII is a pretty solid game, but XIII-2 is WAY better. XIII-2 was one of the few games I decided to go for a Platinum trophy in, early on. Had so much fun the entire way through getting it too!

Eonjay488d ago

Totally agree. FF 13 was okay but 13-2 is my favorite FF game ever.

shinoff2183490d ago (Edited 490d ago )

I hated this to when it released. I haven't much liked a ff game since ff10 as much , aside from ff7remake. I decided to give it another shot on my series x since it's not on a current ps and was liking it quite a bit(just takes me some time to get over things ) until star ocean 2 remake came out I was all over that.

Square should definitely remaster it or something for ps4 ps5

KillerB489d ago

my favorite jrpg trilogy ever

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