G4TV writes: "It's a little late, but a lot happened yesterday that we needed to wrap our heads around. Plus, technology can be a real jerk sometimes. Anyways, what follows is just what we thought was "cool" during the opening press conferences, and by no means "the best" of anything. We're saving that for later, so keep your arguments warming in the oven until then. Without further ado, here's the G4tv.com Nerd Army E3 Battle Report, Day 1."