TE writes: "Remember the first time you set foot in Rapture? The eerily out-of-place notes of "Beyond the Sea" beckoning you into a world of delusion and decay? The sonorous voice of Andrew Ryan extolling the virtues of a city in ruins? The mysterious bond between a ghostly, blood-drinking girl and her lumbering protector? I certainly do, and at no point during my 40-plus hours spent in the underwater dystopia did I find myself saying "this would be the perfect setting for a vicious teabagging."