Sony PooS on competition, Apparently

Not happy with all the amazing press coverage competitor Nintendo has accrued with the daft toilet-humour name for its forthcoming console, Sony it seems has gone one better and, according to German website Gamefront, registered the name 'P oo S'

Gamefront reports: "Sony has patented 'P oo S', but we don't know what it is. Perhaps it's the name of the controller." The site also says that oo is the symbol for infinity, which actually looks like this; 8

If it does make use of the infinity sign, which is what the PS2 network has always had, then Spong suspect that it's far more likely that this is the name for the PS3 online network, previously referred to at E3 last month as 'PlayStation Network Platform'.

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Ugly American6602d ago

I keep seeing PoS3 posted by the fanboys all over these forums, and now it looks like Sony has embraced something similiar. We have the Wee'S and the Poo'S. Interesting.

Oops, be right back. I have to go to the restroom.

Shadow Flare6602d ago

what the...this is completely mental haha

geez what other industry other than games would you get this kinda stuff haha. I love the way the picture of the infinity symbol has a neat brown glow around it. Haha. I think with Wii, we all knew it sounded like 'wee' but the symbol of Wii never really justified the name. You gotta love this symbol though haha. That's funny material

Marriot VP6602d ago

So sony wants people to bundle PS3's and Wii's. Strange really, but I guess you can't have a Wii without Poo

Ugly American6602d ago

I have Wii's without Poo's all of the time.

Jak4ever6602d ago

now if we could only take a Poo without a Wii I think the next.. ahh never mind, im sooo full of crap.

Sphinx6602d ago

PooS take too long and stink really bad (metaphor?)... especially when you PooS in your pants.

SjaakHaas6602d ago

Yeah but does ur Wii smell good? Or is it just the Poo you smell?

Shadow Flare6602d ago

You see, while the Wii is a cheap and fun experience, the duration of it is not that long and in the end, games will trickle out until nintendo can't get anymore out. Of course, when the games trickle to nothing, you will ocassionally get the odd squirt of games come now an then

PooS on the otherhand are more delayed in their coming but they are a MUCH more pleasurable experience, AND they last longer. You see, with PooS, you get the whole package. A thick wod of quality gaming coming out in one plop, and steady 'machine gun' like game plops that flow continuously for years to come. Now if blu-ray is a success, then all is smooth and incredbly satisfying, but if blu-ray flops, then sony may have to start really straining to get the quality stuff out. Who knows, maybe sony will strain so hard that blu-ray will cause their company to go bust and they'll die on the toilet seat? I don't think so though

The 360 is more likened to diarrhoea. It comes out first, but its a kinda gush of crap that no-one wants. Sure, you may have stayed home from work to experience your diarrhoea on launch day, but the experience just isn't as nice as a Wii or PooS. Some strange people DO enjoy the sensation of diarrhoea, but on the whole, every normal person is glad when its gone. The Xbox 360 is:

-Something that has arrived first, but has just gushed out a load of crap, with the few exceptions of a nice game plopping out with the waterfall of crap

-It' pointless and
-No-one wants diarrhoea, ESPECIALLY the japanese

DrunKao6602d ago

That was funny as hell. I had a very good laugh, thanks alot Shadow Flare.

I don't agree with the Xbox 360 being like diarrhea. My experience has been more akin to having multiple orgasms. The first time was very intense and satisfying (launch day), with the following being a little more intense (GRAW), a little more satisfying, while sometimes also being exceptionally long (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion). But I expect in the cumming months and years that the orgasms will grow in intensity exponentialy, maybe even becoming unbearably pleasurable (Halo 3).

"-No-one wants diarrhoea, ESPECIALLY the japanese"
I don't know Shadow Flare, there was this japanese girl in a tub..... maybe she had just finished watching Sony's E3 '06 Press Conference and couldn't contain herself. Atleast she was in a tub, so she could take a quick bath, 'cause man there was PooS EVERYWHERE!

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Moostache6602d ago (Edited 6602d ago )

I was laughing too hard and had to step out to have a Nintendo Console...

This is too easy, but does that mean we can officially call the PS3 a piece of Poo now?

The toliet humor of the Japanese console makers is awesome. Who would have ever thought that Sony would possibly go so far as to trademark a slang term for feces as a possible logo? Too much already...

da 366602d ago

sony does'nt have a mind of their own its almost like they didn't know they were coming out with a system.

Killswitch6602d ago

1.Sony just can't make up there own idea's, they always have to take from someone elses plate.

2.They try to sale us broke up ass machines.

3.Then they cry when someone talks about 'em.

4.I believe there scared to accept defeat.

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Mortal Kombat 9 Is Still NetherRealm's Best Game 13 Years Later

Salman from Tech4Gamers writes "Mortal Kombat 9 revived the series from a low point after bringing it back to 2D combat. It marked a new high-point for the franchise due to its incredible roster, exciting cinematic story mode, and high-octane combat."

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Sonyslave31d ago

I like which ever one, Raiden was speed blasting muthafkers.

monkey6027h ago

I agree. 9 was awesome

Shaolin Monks next please

vTuro247h ago

Shaolin Monks is a forgotten gem. I would love to see a new one, or a remake of the old.

vTuro247h ago

That game was actually goated. It was the first time ever that I actually tried to get good at a fighting game. Unfortunately the online connection was so dogshit it made it hard to enjoy and eventually I gave up. Haven't really played much fighting games since.

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World of Warcraft developers form wall-to-wall union at Blizzard Entertainment

The new unit comprises over 500 developers representing the entire World of Warcraft development team.

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XiNatsuDragnel1d 21h ago

Unions in gaming are necessary fr fr

montebristo1d 10h ago

I used to be anti-union, it kills productivity, investment and turns product mediocre. Their games suck anyways though so what was lost? Might as well get their people paid until they are dissolved.

shinoff21831d 9h ago

Unions are necessary regardless of how you feel. You know how fked the working class would be without them. As if we're not already.

montebristo1d 8h ago

No they aren’t, regardless of how you feel. Unions make zero sense for skill based labor. They are for people who press a button every 10 seconds on an assembly line. “working class” is a made up term. I don’t care about corporations or developers, I just want good games lol. Killing your incentives to appease the lowest common denominator doesn’t lead to great games imo

montebristo1d 3h ago (Edited 1d 2h ago )

I wasn’t trying to be offensive if I came off that way. The Union is an old mentality and I can see their usefulness but also the danger. We’re in the age of AI and robots and skill based labor. Unions can be dangerous these days. You could replace your entire workforce in one move. Checkmate. Look to the kiosk replacing workers in the 20 dollar minimum wage era.

Well run businesses don’t need unions. If you need a Union that business won’t survive anyway. Unless it’s propped up by the government with corporate welfare (which is the real issue). If you’re not going to spend some on your workers (Amazon, Google) then your welfare is cut off. No tax breaks. All you put together don’t match their wealth and resources, the union is a traditional memory at this point and counterproductive with this new enemy we face. They need a flying elbow from the top ropes. And by “working class is a made up term” I just mean we’re not a class system and even CEO Bobby Kotick puts in a days work lol. Or did.. It’s just a vague term that doesn’t mean anything no offense lol. People say “middle class” but that can change quick right? Up or down. That’s not a “class system”.

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Playback: Outland

Taking a trip back to Housemarque's forgotten platformer.

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