Sony PooS on competition, Apparently

Not happy with all the amazing press coverage competitor Nintendo has accrued with the daft toilet-humour name for its forthcoming console, Sony it seems has gone one better and, according to German website Gamefront, registered the name 'P oo S'

Gamefront reports: "Sony has patented 'P oo S', but we don't know what it is. Perhaps it's the name of the controller." The site also says that oo is the symbol for infinity, which actually looks like this; 8

If it does make use of the infinity sign, which is what the PS2 network has always had, then Spong suspect that it's far more likely that this is the name for the PS3 online network, previously referred to at E3 last month as 'PlayStation Network Platform'.

[Ugly American]

I keep seeing PoS3 posted by the fanboys all over these forums, and now it looks like Sony has embraced something similiar. We have the Wee'S and the Poo'S. Interesting.

Oops, be right back. I have to go to the restroom.

[Shadow Flare]

what the...this is completely mental haha

geez what other industry other than games would you get this kinda stuff haha. I love the way the picture of the infinity symbol has a neat brown glow around it. Haha. I think with Wii, we all knew it sounded like 'wee' but the symbol of Wii never really justified the name. You gotta love this symbol though haha. That's funny material

[Marriot VP]

So sony wants people to bundle PS3's and Wii's. Strange really, but I guess you can't have a Wii without Poo

[Ugly American]

I have Wii's without Poo's all of the time.

[Jak4ever]

now if we could only take a Poo without a Wii I think the next.. ahh never mind, im sooo full of crap.

[Sphinx]

PooS take too long and stink really bad (metaphor?)... especially when you PooS in your pants.

[SjaakHaas]

Yeah but does ur Wii smell good? Or is it just the Poo you smell?

[Shadow Flare]

You see, while the Wii is a cheap and fun experience, the duration of it is not that long and in the end, games will trickle out until nintendo can't get anymore out. Of course, when the games trickle to nothing, you will ocassionally get the odd squirt of games come now an then

PooS on the otherhand are more delayed in their coming but they are a MUCH more pleasurable experience, AND they last longer. You see, with PooS, you get the whole package. A thick wod of quality gaming coming out in one plop, and steady 'machine gun' like game plops that flow continuously for years to come. Now if blu-ray is a success, then all is smooth and incredbly satisfying, but if blu-ray flops, then sony may have to start really straining to get the quality stuff out. Who knows, maybe sony will strain so hard that blu-ray will cause their company to go bust and they'll die on the toilet seat? I don't think so though

The 360 is more likened to diarrhoea. It comes out first, but its a kinda gush of crap that no-one wants. Sure, you may have stayed home from work to experience your diarrhoea on launch day, but the experience just isn't as nice as a Wii or PooS. Some strange people DO enjoy the sensation of diarrhoea, but on the whole, every normal person is glad when its gone. The Xbox 360 is:

-Something that has arrived first, but has just gushed out a load of crap, with the few exceptions of a nice game plopping out with the waterfall of crap

-It' pointless and
-No-one wants diarrhoea, ESPECIALLY the japanese

[DrunKao]

That was funny as hell. I had a very good laugh, thanks alot Shadow Flare.

I don't agree with the Xbox 360 being like diarrhea. My experience has been more akin to having multiple orgasms. The first time was very intense and satisfying (launch day), with the following being a little more intense (GRAW), a little more satisfying, while sometimes also being exceptionally long (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion). But I expect in the cumming months and years that the orgasms will grow in intensity exponentialy, maybe even becoming unbearably pleasurable (Halo 3).

"-No-one wants diarrhoea, ESPECIALLY the japanese"
I don't know Shadow Flare, there was this japanese girl in a tub..... maybe she had just finished watching Sony's E3 '06 Press Conference and couldn't contain herself. Atleast she was in a tub, so she could take a quick bath, 'cause man there was PooS EVERYWHERE!

[YoJ1Mbo]

doh

[Moostache]

I was laughing too hard and had to step out to have a Nintendo Console...

This is too easy, but does that mean we can officially call the PS3 a piece of Poo now?

The toliet humor of the Japanese console makers is awesome. Who would have ever thought that Sony would possibly go so far as to trademark a slang term for feces as a possible logo? Too much already...

[da 36]

sony does'nt have a mind of their own its almost like they didn't know they were coming out with a system.

[Killswitch]

1.Sony just can't make up there own idea's, they always have to take from someone elses plate.

2.They try to sale us broke up ass machines.

3.Then they cry when someone talks about 'em.

4.I believe there scared to accept defeat.

[Sphinx]

If MS had to, what would their toilet-related trademark be?

[da 36]

their toilet-related trademark would be ps3.

[Sphinx]

HAHAHA!!!

[The Snake]

lol

[shoota33]

Yes sony is scared to accept defeat.But was'nt it sony who sold 100 million console not nitindo or MS.And speaking of stealing idea did'nt MS steal sonys eye toy idea.

[96impala]

No they didn't actually, they little eye camera sony had was not original but sony brought out their version of it, now ms is embracing their version, alot of these things you see in consoles were done in the pc world ages ago. There is nothing new under the sun.

[Lucidmantra]

and Sony didnt steal the Dual Shock idea? What have you seen about the MS vision cam? Do you know what it will do? if anyone is getting stole on right now it is Nintendo. They should have kept the revolution name because that is what it is causing. Everyone takes ideas to make their system better. Unfortunately SOny builds who systems around other companies ideas and tries to ACT like they can do it better the first moment that they decide to do it. It isnt the fact that ideas are "stolen" or shared amongst systems it is the arrogance Sony exudes when they announce anything that has been done before but they are doing for the first time.

[andy capps]

Yes, but you're probably one of the same people that says that now Sony is ripping off Xbox live, even though online multiplayer has been done for years on PC's. Matchmaking, chat, voicechat, etc. has all been done for years. So if you say that MS is not ripping off Sony by copying their Eyetoy (which I don't think they are personally, I agree with you), then you would have to say that Sony is not ripping off Xbox live by coming up with a network platform that has matchmaking, unified gamer tag, online marketplace, etc. Do you agree?

[Lucidmantra]

I dont think I said Microsoft invented Online gaming. One of the first games I played "online" was Rise of the Triad (ROTT) on a 16 PC network at work after hours. If Anything did make online gaming it was Unreal Tournament or Counterstrike. They were some of the first massively played online games. And the dreamcast was the first console that did online gaming. Microsoft/ Xbox Live was the first company to do unified online identity gaming. Where you use one account. One name in the community.

[96impala]

What part of most things you see in consoles was done in the pc world ages ago dont you understand? I never blamed sony for ripping off MS for online gaming. MS didn't invent online gaming. The applications, and hardware, and software, and services, were done long before they came into the console world..there is nothing new under the sun. As i hear it, ms had a motion dection controller some years back for the pc, now nintendo has one on their console. Are you following me yet?????

[da 36]

sony is going to be out of biz soon due to nin ds and x360. And then you could be on the winning team. I got a ps3 with extra for 399.00and its called an x360.

[shoota33]

No you got an xbox 1.0 with updated graphics its called xbox 1.5. And xbox 1.5 does not have more features than ps3 moron.

[Lucidmantra]

it has alot of the things your PS3 will have but MS released em a year ago ;) And with the announcement of the same pricepoint WITH the HDDVD drive (if it happens) SOny has no legs to stand on. I already have a wireless router, I already have a console, I might buy it when MGS4 and FF comes out... and maybe Lair, I like the way that game is shaping up also.

You will never listen gametime, but in Novbember you will SEE.. Your golden monument is really pyrite. Shiny but not worth as much as advertised. I still hope it makes you happy though.

[Moostache]

Lametime / Gollum : "Yes, precious, we hates that nasty Xbug and his nasty XBox 1.5 What's that precious? Oh, say it again? Yes, precious, we hates that nasty Xbox 1.5..."

Get some new thoughts or new material man. For Chirst's sake, you post the same lame thing EVERYDAY in EVERY thread.

Here, I'll save you some time on the rest of your day and put all your favorite words in here:

"Xbug/xbot/xbox 1.5"
sadd
3sh!tty
lame
hahahahaha
go home
go away
shut up
moron
you are so dumd
Sony will rule
PS3 will sell xyz million

You get the point. When you have something worth saying, or an opinion that everyone cannot already recite by seeing it was you who posted, then by all means say it.

Who am I kidding here? You did not read past the first paragraph before deciding to fire some other lame flamebait response in this or another thread. I am very glad that you despise the 360 because that way you can never pollute the XBL community and I won't have to worry about you destroying the online experience in the games I like to play.

[da 36]

Its funny that you know what sony have they don't even know. One of the reasons their delayed [email protected] I have x360 you don't have either you came to war with no gun sony [email protected]

[da 36]

Are you paid by sony. the system is 600. the games have to be more than 59.00 bd baby, the controllers well dam just so it could look like an xbox 360.

[shoota33]

Does xbox 1.5 have blutooth controlers,memory sticks/flash drive,60 gig hd,hdmi 1.3,blu ray,internal power supply,internal wireless, no did'nt think so.You dont know how much the games will be so just STFU.

[da 36]

do you have the prices sony [email protected] now if they had the graphics they lied about that would be onething but they don't so 600.00 for system 70.00 games and controllers all to look like the x360.

[Moostache]

PS2.5 tard-pack doesn't have any of those things either, and the internal power brick is not going to be in the PS3 in either SKU.

HDMI is useless for gaming since component can deliver the EXACT same resolution of games regardless of ICT or not, and for movies it is the same story until SOny turns on ICT in 2010 and screws anyone who does buy their tard-pack.

60 GB HDD is hardly unique and there are homebrew XB360's with 500 GB HDD already available (and if I really wanted to I could simply transfer files from my 360 to my USB2.0 80 GB HDD and eureka - I have a 100 GB HDD on my 360 right now...throw in the availability of teh XSATA device and the HDD capability of the 360 becomes whatever you want.

Again, quit spewing out the same old drivel again and again. It is really quite sad Gollum...Gollum...Xbox 1.5, we hates it precious, we hates it....

[da 36]

you tellem moostache

[ahh10000]

okay gametime you idiot all of those things are stupid as hell anyways, nobody cares if you have a memory stick or internal power supply, last time I checked I or anyone I know buys a console for those reasons you jag off. We all know that late at night you hide under your sheets playing with yourself and crying wondering what piece of sh!t lies sony will give you next

[The Real Deal]

Show us the link that says the 360 is selling 200,000 world wide a month. I will never post again and call you my God if you can do that. You keep saying it and lying for what reason I can't figure. One month in the USA ONLY it sold just under 300,000. USA ONLY. Not worldwide. In 6 months with shortages the 360 sold 5 million. June has not been calculated yet, which was the first month with No shortage of 360's. With system sellers coming out before christmas and shortages to possibly delays on ps3's. It will be fairly easy to sell a minimum of 5 million more before the end of the year. Gears of War, Mass Effect, Ninety Nine Nights, Prey, Lord of the Rings,NCAA Football 07 , Madden 07, Chromehounds , F.E.A.R. ,Two Worlds , Mobile Ops: The One Year War ,Enchanted Arms , Saints Row , Huxley ,Forza Motorsport 2 , Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway , John Woo Presents Stranglehold ,Fable 2 And on and on...THIS YEAR. you would be hard pressed not to find quite a few system sellers in that list. So to be at 5 million now with only Oblivion and GRAW as big releases. Can you imagine what the second half of the year will bring? Thats not including next year with Halo 3 and GTA 4.

[Lucidmantra]

DO i need that stuff no. What the hell do i need bluetooth on besides my PDA/cell phone? Why do i need a wifi COnnector... I got one it is called a wireless router in the 3 PCs and 3 consoles in my house. Why do i need memory cards. I have a f00king HDD.. internal wireless... yes it has wireless controller. 60 GB HDD. Yeah I can connect it thru my network to my BIG PC that has dual 500 GB HDD. What the hell do i need to do on the 360 but save games?

You are a dumbass. Why don't you stop and think about what you DO have around your parents house and see sony is trying to sell you stuff if you are an adult and know anything about electronics you really don't need. But if you are 13 like you are... Names mean everything to you. Just to say you have it. I don't know why you choose to engage me since i said I would be buying a PS3 MANY MANY times. If you were a REAL GAMER you would be playing other systems besides Playstation. Because if you online ever play Playstation you still haven't played one of the great games of recent years. Half Life 2.

[Killswitch]

Sony made 100 million yeah so what, but less see if Sony can last 20 years like NINTENDO have in the game.... Shyt MS have more money then that piece of Sony have, and don't try to come back cause Wii60 got you.

[shoota33]

MS have more money STFU.yeah MS has so much more money and got their ass kickied by ps2 and still is,pathetic!!

[shoota33]

You know everything(sarcasim),hdmi is useless right. have you ever used it in games no did'nt think so.there is nothing you can say for the lack of features in your dreamcast 360 so stop hating on ps3's and STFU.

[THELANDSOFSAND]

i believe you are the one hating on the xbox360, Lametime.

[da 36]

if sony is so great why the delay and I wont be surprise if theres another shametime.

[shoota33]

1 delay big deal.was'nt gears of war supposed to come out in march/may/july/august/october. maybe you will see your true love when the xbox 2.5 launches late 2007.

[THELANDSOFSAND]

i think you meant when your PS2.5 launches in 2007.

[Moostache]

Gollum - I'm sorry I couldn't quite make out that last part...was that "precious" or "Xbox1.5" or "yes, we hates it..."...no matter, I'm sure it was a variation of one of them...

HDMI IS useless for gaming unless you have an HDTV with HDMI inputs - and 90% of the US market DOES NOT have an HDTV with HDMI. IF it cannot be used, it is by definition USELESS.

Let's see if I can dumb that down some more so you might understand...."Duh...the plug has no hole...it don't make the pretty pictures on this TV..."

Now, you are free to go right on being the deluded Sony fanboy all you want, but don't speak out of turn again or I will just have to again pwn your dumb-ass.

[Sevir04]

I'm not trying ton engage in a war with u or anything so what i'm trying to do is have an mature and educated reply... HDMI if you haven't already noticed is becoming more and more talked about especially in the recent weeks.. and it's only garnering more and more attention. this being said it's only natural to assume that with this buzz of HDMI most HDTV developers are starting to impliment the outputs of HDMI into there future product. now suffice to say Gamers especially are seeing this as an essential part to there gaming, they want the higest resultion posibly when playing, the mature ones who only want the best a console has to offer will buy TV's with the support of HDMI, and those peop[le who want it just for vewing there movies in high def will invest in such Technology... quite a few HDTVs Now on the market have HDMI... i can assure you that because of this november is going to be a selling point for all gamers and movie lovers alike... Ps3 will be on market with it's Blu-ray player out of the box.,.. Rumor has it that a new Xbox360 with the Hd-dvd Addon will be going onsale right around the same time... also that said Ms also plans to include that nex xbox 360 with HDMI ports... Ms has garnered alot of attention and also drove quite a few HDTVs of the shelves with the release of the 360 last nov... you can bet ur 2 quarters that the same will happen this timne around as people wanna get into this HD thing with the best of the best with out anything hindering the greatest clarity and visuals they can get.. .. every day more and more HD tvs are sold and by the time november and christmas hit, the demand on Hdtvs will be off the charts.. and there is no doubt those tvs will have HDMI ports.. and people might not even realize it... my father for one got a HD tv this pass April for his B.DAY and all he wanted was an HDtv and he pick out one, when i inspected it at home.. it had 2 hdmi ports.. so and it wasn't even a sony brand either... so i can tell u that the percentage of HDTV owners in the U.S. and in the Europe and Asia will increase by years... people have always had a need to get the cream of the crop... no one likes to be obsolete and out dated... just ask your self the question how many people have black and white Tvs..... yeah... see what i mean... the transition to HD began as early as last year feb... and the 360 helped drive that.. so what do you y\thing will happen this holiday season when sony drops and the 360 upgrades hit the market... i can even gaurantee that you or ur family is considering that option... and u'd be happy as hell if ur parents got it or if u are an adult who works your own money and is indepandent then u'd appreciate ur purchase... if ur use that hdmi as usless to make sony to look like an idiot for incorparating it into the ps3 then it's not very smart. they are building it in mind with the tvs that support it... and they do. and plenty more will be on the market come this holiday season... so look into it and reconsider alright

[da 36]

cgi clips, fuzzy math, if sony can sell that they can sell you a bridge on the moon. when I bought my x360 atlease I knew what I was buying gaytime.

[shoota33]

Im the one hating on 360 but yet you are the one who is in the ps3 section.

[da 36]

I see you all over the place gaytime.haha

[THELANDSOFSAND]

yep, i read all the news.

got a problem with that?

no?

then be quiet.

[Cyclonus]

idiot, xbox came out a YEAR later than PiS2. And Sony had big name recognition with PiSOne. The fact that xbox, at the time an unknown quantity in the console world, could sell 26 MILLION units in four years is quite an extraordinary feat.

and P oo S means: Piece Of Overpriced Sh!t

[da 36]

I had A bs2 and traded it in the minute xbox came out I agree with cyclonus. Ef flametime.

[zonetrooper5]

MS have more money STFU.yeah MS has so much more money and got their ass kickied by ps2 and still is,pathetic!!

^^^^ what the hell are you on, smoking something eh? the PS2 come out before anyother console idiot, it had no one to compete with. meaning more money. i could call your console the gaystation or grillstation but i won't, why, because i respect gamers but not fanboys. you sir are a fanboy.

[da 36]

he's a [email protected]

[Killswitch]

Your story still don't matter PS is going against the BIG BOYZ. Wii & 360 PS needs to get there shytt together before they get their ass kick worse then what they are already. The talks around town are the 360 new games and the Wii system. It's time for PS to take a brake any way DS has clam the belt as far as handheld

[shoota33]

haha angrey aren't you i see your frustration i mean the xbox getting outsold by more than 3x can be very painful.

[THELANDSOFSAND]

NES's sell more each month than PS3.
if you want to talk figures.

[shoota33]

ps2's sell more each month than xbox 360
if you want to talk figures.

[THELANDSOFSAND]

yep, PS2 has sold more each month, but we aren't talking LAST GENERATION are we! we are talking PS3/360, NEXT GEN. and who has sold more? 360.

i'm trying to show you how stupid your statistical arguments are.

oh but if you want to talk figures, sega master system, a 8-bit console, sells more each month than PS3.