10 games that will get you laid

Flytrap writes: "Ask a man how he goes about wooing the fairer sex and certain topics recur - fine wine and chocolates, trails of rose petals on the staircase, exquisitely tailored silk shirts and so forth.

Videogames rarely get a mention, and not just because a third of men prefer gaming to sex. Seems most chaps think airing their extensive knowledge of first person shooting isn't the fastest route to fun between the sheets.

Nothing could be further from the truth, as this 10 point gallery feature demonstrates. Nick a few games from our romantic round-up and you'll soon be slipping your disc into her disc drive."

[Mr Face Creamer]

lol wut?

[Sayai jin]

Wow, games that get you l#@d. Ummm I do not know how many women or men that say hmmm I definately want to have sex with him because he is playing x game. This is a funny article.

Now maybe if some one is playing said game in front of a 70" HDTV, premium surround system, leather seats, etc then maybe....I kid I kid...

And to qoute "
Videogames rarely get a mention, and not just because a third of men prefer gaming to s@x. " Man oh man. I always say that I do not judge people, but have those third of men ever.....nevermind. That number is mind boggling.

[phosphor112]

That punches the author of the article in the face. So stupid. Yeah, you should show how deep you actually are, but to try to convey those through video games? How about buying her some chocolates, eat them yourself, go up to her with chocolate on your face and say you decided to get her a puppy instead. I think she'd think that is adorable, right? It sure is better than playing shoddy flash games in front of her.

[Raz]

0_0 >_< ;P

[KaBaW]

Ima try that! :D Lol.

[Black Maverick]

This list is overestimated by the number 10.

[cmacdonald]

WTF is this.

[BadboyCivic]

I guess you never met a girl online before playing COD4...well i have...she was impressed by my P90 and how i use my frag grenades...

[KaBaW]

That was me.. not a girl.
:)

[table]

The third of men that prefer gaming to sex are just a bunch of virgins. And wow, they've actually managed to convince themselves that this is how they will get some.

[cmacdonald]

And those virgins are the ones that approved this dribble.

[TheBand1t]

What about having sex while playing a game, though?

[Timesplitter14]

I feel kinda disoriented.

WTF is this?

[mrv321]

There's only one game

1. Go outside.

But seriously, to the virgins to make much of time; gather ye rose puds while ye may.

[Javier19]

Im confused..

[xlx-russ_92]

waste

[Myst]

Wouldn't this article be wrong to say get you laid? Rather your helping the character get laid so still the person who wants to would be left out in the cold while the character gets the action? I'm sure this would make the gamer feel pretty sad, but happy that they can watch..?

[dirigiblebill]

Nah mate, read the captions for each image. It's about getting the player some nooky.

(Or rather it would be if it weren't a joke feature)

[Myst]

Darn no scripts, saw them (thought something was wrong to)

So it's more or less just dating tips..

[dirigiblebill]

That's right, though you might want to make a judgement call before trying them out.

Leaving ICO playing on my PS2 seldom gets me sex :p

[Myst]

I'll kindly pass as one thing I've learned in this life is to never take advice or try to emulate something you see in video games. Far more dangerous than most of the stuff you see in the movies generally :).

[Counter_ACT]

Oh my god this is so sad. Idiots like this author are what make people think gamers are nerds. Im just a normal person who loves games, but this retard is probably a 25 year old virgin.

[dirigiblebill]

Sigh. Here's a hint, you muppet: nothing draws the ladies like a SENSE OF HUMOUR :p

The feature is a JOKE. A JOKE, see? Not an especially funny one, perhaps, but nothing you need to get high and mighty about.

[Counter_ACT]

If this article meant to be funny, it's a pretty piss poor attempt at a joke.

[TheTwelve]

....to the ability of FLOWER in winning a girl's heart. ICO, however, will not do it...game is downright scary for girls.

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[Monk3y]

There ain't a game that will get u laid.

[monkey602]

HAHA stupidest article title ever !

[HBK619]

Damn I thought this would be better, had the potential to throw up some fantastic games to 'woo' the ladies, could've been an absolute riot to read.

Even though plenty are thinking this is a 'Joke' article, it seems more like a real attempt at getting nerds some love than a joke article, a joke article wouldn't use 90% of the games that are used here, The Sims, yes, but a candle app for your iPhone? Come on!

It could've been hilarious, put The Sims there and say something like "Considering The Sims is supposed to be a real life Sim(*Name Hint*) you can start your practicing on wooing the ladies here, once you woo the ladies in the game and bed them, don't think there will be any blur filter when you do it in real life!" Then go on from there...

"GTA IV - What a perfect game to show you how to get laid, just go to an internet dating site, click on the first woman profile you see and bobs your uncle you will have a date, just run away though if it turns out your female date doesn't have the 'fe' part!"

[DevastationEve]

to believe this is to refuse to grow up. it's like you have to come up with reasons to make gaming beneficial to your health? gaming's a hobby, nothing more. successful relationships judge how far you've come along...not just the idea of getting laid.

[syvergy]

Heh, looks like the author just deleted it.

[jdawg222]

i always ask my GF if she wants to come over and play LBP. and after we play, we have sex. so in a way that game gets me laid.

[Halo3 MLG Pro]

I sh*t you not. I get laid because of Halo 3. MLG Las Vegas, I got some from one of the female clans out there. Sweet asian booty and pretty good in Halo 3 too.

[Allowen]

Wow, I always wanted to buy this game but some thing was holding me back !
Not anymore, gonna go get it right now ! LOL

[kingdavid]

Gee I wonder how many n4gers got their hopes up.

[2FootYard]

When I attempt to attract a mate I cover my nipples in spreadable butter and wear a crab shell over my genitals.

[silverchode]

play rapelay it'll get u laid xD

[dirigiblebill]

...that this fluff piece is currently one of N4G's top three articles or the level of mewling, puking sexual insecurity it has generated in the comments thread.

I mean, I might as well have linked to something under the headline "YOU ARE ALL FAT HOPELESS VIRGINS WITH TINY GENITALIA." Jebus.

Hands up all those who think the author is being completely serious when he recommends you *play piano on your iPhone* to demonstrate your agile fingers.

That everybody? Right, all you people read this - http://www.answers.com/topi...

[siyrobbo]

What about second life, you can actually get laid in the game, and if your unsuccessful at that, you can always get a virtual prostitute. And if you can't get a virtual prostitute then there is something seriously wrong with you

[cpuchess]

More irresponsible crap to put on a website that children may see

[syvergy]

You're on the wrong website to find family safe reading.