From That Aussie Game Site: "Meet Bratt. He's the gimp that we keep tied up in the boiler room of the That Aussie Game Site offices. Raised by gypsies until he was 9 years old, Bratt spends 22 hours a day playing videogames and discusses his warped view of videogame culture with his pet Goombas (imaginary). We do not condone and mostly downright disagree with the pure WTF that you are about to read. But he's costing us rent so fuck it - let's put him to work."