Resolution: Elven Legacy review

Resolution write: "Elves are bastards. You only have to play Elven Legacy for a few hours to see that. They’re like the contestants on The Apprentice: tight lipped, yuppie wannabes watching with desperate, dead, crow-like eyes for any opportunity to backstab and bitch about each other. They still look like the spritely blonde forest folk we all know from fantasy and fable, but personality-wise, make no mistake, they are right proper bastards."