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6 Year-Old Buys Porn-Infested PSP From Wal-Mart

Kotaku writes: "Hey, parents: if you're buying a games console from Wal-Mart, do the right thing and check it out first yourself. That way, you'll avoid what happened to poor little Eliso Tovar.

See, Eliso was treated to a late, late Christmas present from his mum last week. She took him to a Wal-Mart in Manatee County, Florida, and bought him a PSP. All was well!"

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XxSpiiKeZxX3564d ago

if i was him i wouldnt say a thing to anyone
welllll it does depend on wat kind of porn were talkin bout b/c if it was gay then ill understand

IdleLeeSiuLung3564d ago

LOL....

Reality is, how the heck do you get porn in a brand new PSP, unless the staff got a return and resold it as brand new. Something isn't quite right. Obviously Sony isn't shipping PSP's out of the factory with a little bonus!

cLiCK_sLiCK93564d ago (Edited 3564d ago )

Im going to Walmart to see if i get me one of those. ;]

But yea. From my understanding, I know Walmart doesn't sell Used PSP. There is obviously a problem here. Could it be that Walmart is imitating Gamestop?
Or could it be that little Eliso got caught with porno and decided to blame Walmart? I would've kept it either way.

Anyways...its quite funny.

andyo133564d ago

i lol'd. it was enough to make me sign in and give u bubbles

ThanatosDMC3564d ago

The father confiscates the PSP... then walks straight to bathroom and shuts the door.

Sarcasm3564d ago

Where was that PSP when I was buying mines

GameGambits3564d ago

That was his first exposure to 2 girls, 1 cup.

Qdog3564d ago

There is no way to get porn on the PSP's internal NAND chip. It might have been a used memory card, because thats where everything is stored. To those whom might be uninformed....the PSP uses the Memory Stick Pro Duo removable storage medium, there is no internal storage option from defacto default. So in closing, the memory stick duo must have been improperly refurbished.

lost23564d ago

If i was him i would probably kept my mouth shut and
masterbated secretly watching those pics

Tito Jackson3564d ago

Next thing you know, he'll be asking for some Jap Import Rape Games.

Ahmay3564d ago

lucky basterd.... the $169.99 psp 3000 series doesn't come with one....

Trollimite3564d ago

before we blame any one be sure that the little kid isnt lying.

im guessing it had a memory stick in it. we all know they dont come with the system.

he just might be lying

sirbigam3564d ago

LOL he must be home schooled!

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jadenkorri3564d ago

with a memory stick already in, means walmart f'ed up, good luck sueing Sony or walmart, but walmart should just give a new psp, i don't see why it would be so hard...

SinnedNogara3564d ago

WHOA, TALK ABOUT A EYE-FUL!!

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terrandragon3564d ago (Edited 3564d ago )

That is what you get for being so late for Christmas.....and a PSP is not a console, it is a handheld.

Timesplitter143564d ago

yeah and black isn't a color. It's a tone variation

terrandragon3564d ago

OK, a handheld console. My bad. And I guess black is a tone variation because it does not emit or reflect light in any part of the visible spectrum.

MmaFanQc3564d ago

its a PORTABLE CONSOLE!.....moron!

you could hold it with your feets it doesnt matter....

Insomnia_843564d ago

from now on, I want late christmas gifts and it is a Handheld Console.

terrandragon3564d ago

Why would you play a PSP with your feet? There is a reason why it is not called a footheld.

N4Flamers3564d ago

you guys are discriminating against people without hands. or have become too lazy to use them.

Sony's marketing department drops the ball again. I mean "psp now with free porn." Sales are going to go through the roof, look out DSi.

KingME3564d ago

So now we have six year olds shopping at walmart. Did he pull up in his new Ford f150 after he finished pulling a twelve hour shift at the job as a foreman at the local oil platform.

Besides, what sensible parent would put a delicate PSP in the hands of a 6 year.

I call BS.

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Insomnia_843564d ago

bad or retarded?? why didn't he stfu?? porn on my PSP from day one?? what else can you ask for??

plstcsldgr3564d ago

or he was 6 and mortified because he has never seen such things.

Insomnia_843564d ago (Edited 3564d ago )

Whaaaaa...?? Lucky bastard!!!

evilmonkey5013564d ago

that's basically what i was gonna say!

MmaFanQc3564d ago

if i had 6yrs old and got a psp loaded with porn i would simply stfu

Insomnia_843564d ago (Edited 3564d ago )

what? you don't like porn? wtf are you? are you his mother?

Viper73564d ago

lmao, seriously.. Youtube has brough so many "epic fail guys" to daylight that I can only laugh. What does this kid do? review movies, series and music on youtube?

some ppl should really consider growing up before posting their face on youtube. Man this hilarious :D

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Timesplitter143564d ago

and another satisfied custommer

7thNightvolley3564d ago

if i was the kid i would so keep that shyt. lool