Back in his heyday Tarzan was up to all sorts. Wrestling gorillas and rhinos and resisting the mind control of sorcerers – that sort of thing.
So it seems almost a shame that nowadays he's been reduced to swinging around the jungle using his numerous ape-learnt skills to essentially do Jane's shopping for her.
Still, at least it's pleasing he's embracing life as a new man and has ditched the chest-beating chauvinist routine. His dodgy 'natives' bashing of the past has also long been abandoned and now he just kills dangerous snakes and frogs that block his path. Not the platypus, though – because they're endangered. Times have definitely changed