There comes a time in every manchild's life when he decides to make his way in the world using only his native talents. Unfortunately, he usually discovers that those talents consist exclusively of an ability to play videogames and drink Red Bull. Thankfully, there are a crapload of colleges that will take these talents and mold them into... something. Presumably something for which you will be paid. 1UP can't vouch for the quality of education these schools provide, but they can say a little something about their commercials, which are a non-stop cavalcade of hilarity.