About writes: "Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard is essentially the videogame version of parody movies. The difference is that, unlike "Epic Movie" or "Date Movie" or "Meet the Spartans", Eat Lead is actually funny and clever in its commentary. Unfortunately, the humor (thanks to solid voice acting) can only carry it so far and the rest of the game is pretty thoroughly mediocre. Bland graphics. Bland shooting. You get the idea."