Out of Eight writes: "Welcome, my friends, to the Age of Booty. This is a fortunate occurrence, since I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get a casual strategy game from Certain Affinity. This game came out almost six months ago on the XBOX 360 and the PlayStation 3 (whatever those things are), and now it's finally the PC's turn to enjoy some pirate-related terror on the moderately high seas. So grab your bottle of rum, hat, and whatever else stereotypical pirate item you can think of and set sail to Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, Montego, and possibly Kokomo (if we have time)."