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Help Jason Statham's hooker friend

Examiner:

"A rather, uh, unique way to market the upcoming film Crank: High Voltage, this Frogger-like game has you helping Jason Statham's hooker friend (or at least his character's hooker friend -- I'm not sure if Jason Statham has any hooker friends in real life) across the street. Do you have the balls? Really, I think I do because all this game requires is for you to move the mouse.

You can check out the flash game here. If prostitute Frogger isn't your cup of tea, you can also help Jason Statham escape on a moped with his tourette's-afflicted friend, which is seemingly never ending (I got to level 11 and then just quit). There is also a third game that involves collecting juice and batteries from old ladies while avoiding the cops, all done Pac-Man style."

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Vault Boy3484d ago

Wow, that's about as off the wall as I'd expect from games based off that movie.

L80BelfDK3484d ago

I never saw the first one but after watching the trailer for part 2 I can see what you mean.

Vault Boy3484d ago

I don't know if this kind of comment is acceptable in the open zone so I'm just going to say it here to be safe. CRANK IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE AND CRANK 2 WILL SUCK EVEN MORE.

There, I feel better.

Twizlex3484d ago (Edited 3484d ago )

Hahaha, you got no arguments from me. I can see the appeal for some people, but the movie is just way too stupid for me. It's ridiculous like Shoot 'Em Up, the difference being that Shoot 'Em Up was a good movie.

Edit: By good I mean it entertained me and wasn't completely retarded like Crank.

Shane Kim3484d ago

hahaha, it wasn't a masterpiece, but I think they had some cool "effects" in it. Like the subtitles in the elevator and such.

Magic_The_Celt3484d ago

haha stfu! crank 1 was awesome man

Cookigaki3484d ago

Cookigaki enjoys Crank movies but still admits that they are dumb. Can't argue with lots of hot chicks, sex, explosions, and killing people. Even if movie is stupid it's worth watching for all that.

Milk is for Babies3484d ago

I see what you're saying, but Crank sucks. All the good scenes you can just watch on the internet without suffering through the whole movie.

h0tz0rz3484d ago

Maybe it's just because I like Jason Statham, but I kinda liked Crank and I'm a woman. I should be offended but I'm not.

Raf1k13484d ago

Crank is a mindless action film with sex and drugs.

Personally though, I think it delivers and manages to be what it is quite well. It isnt much but it seems put together quite well. Its not an intelligent film in any way though.

I like to just sit back and watch some action every now and again while I surf the net so I'll be looking forward to the next one lol.

Wouldn't pay to watch it in cinema though. But since I got a Cineworld unlimited card, I might as well :)

Jadaking3484d ago

I dont even know what this article is about but i know that its cool. Thanks guys!

silvacrest3484d ago

crank is stupid and mindless but still entertaining and doesnt try to be something else

so saying that...im gonna watch crank 2

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