GamersTemple:
"Do I need to go on? Do I still need to mention the terrible graphics quality? The unresponsive controls? The poor sound quality? The lame attempts at humor? No, no, no, no, and no. Just assume that anything that I've failed to cover at this point is simply terrible and save yourself from making the terrible decision to buy this game."
Rant Gaming writer confesses to his most embarrassing video game secrets: from the monumental games he's never played or finished, to the C-rate ones he regrettably has.
He stole this idea from a post made on gamefaqs that I just happened to post on last night. Hmm what are the odds.
Can't say stole I guess, but this is literally the same thing as the topic created on there.
Dallas Pursley of Nonsense Gamer writes:
"I bought it because the title caught my eye.
Well, that and because it was in the bargain bin for a wallet friendly ten dollars, but it was the title first:
Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree. I mean, how can you go wrong here? You've got rednecks throwing a jamboree! Have you ever seen rednecks in mid-jamboree? It's akin to watching sea turtles give birth in a "Miracle of Nature" kind of way.
But, dear reader, do not be fooled because even as a bargain bin game this is not a title worth wasting your money on.
I bet you're saying that you're not surprised right about now and I agree, I'm not surprised either, but hey... you might as well read the review so you won't have to go through the anguish I did to write it, right?"
This bland looking, bland playing Wii game is going straight into the dusty 'Me Too' bin of cash–in titles that have little appeal and even less replay value. Buy today – sell on eBay by Monday. You've been warned.
