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7 Most Inappropriately Sexy Characters in Video Games Geared to Kids

Gameist: "Puberty is a bitch. Your voice squeaks. You're always hungry. And since your understanding of sex is to simply insert and remove repeatedly, you're perfectly content with having sex with a fruit pie. If that wasn't enough, during my adolescence, video games matured past nondescript red blocks to accurately flaunt hot-body pixel mistresses, meaning that I had to suddenly master the art of simultaneously stomping a goomba while rearranging my legs so my mother wouldn't notice my erection.

I had issues growing up. According to the last line, I found myself turned on by Mario."

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Chris3994007d ago (Edited 4007d ago )

Well, her boobs really, as there wasn't much of a character beyond her breasts.

Even for M rated games, she's out of control. The fact that she was dressed like a high-class dominatrix from Amsterdam didn't help either.

For kids' games... probably Wario; seems like a perv. Princess Peach pushes the envelope a bit too, and seems to be getting more busty and collagened with each year.

phosphor1124006d ago

Cuz you know, she isn't fully clothed
/sarcasm

Kami4007d ago

MILF
and her breasts are out of control too(spacially in sc4)

phosphor1124006d ago

FFFFUUUUUUUUU..
sing/
When I was,
A young boy,
My father, took me to buy a Dreamcast,
To play Soul Calibur 2..
/sing

I became a man that day

ThanatosDMC4007d ago

Great intro paragraph... got my attention enough that i clicked the link. I went through the exact same thing minus the mario hard-on.

Synthetic474005d ago

I loled so I to must excrete bubbles in the direction of cwir!

cwir4006d ago

Top 3rd article (800 degrees as I'm typing) of the day and it has 6 comments....

Top 5 how to get most hits on N4G:
1. "PS3 is doomed" and all the variations of it
2. Bash Killzone 2
3. Put a word "sex" in the title and/or put photo of a busty chick/character next to it
4. Xbox still rrods and how M$ doesn't do anyting about it (or some sort of "experiences of an unhappy customer")
5. Compare PS3 vs Xbox screengrabs of a multiplatform title (even though they look all the same except for a slight color difference which could be done in photoshop in 3 seconds)

of course this is my opinion :)

christian hour4006d ago

And I agree with your opinion! SO much it makes me excrete bubbles in your general direction.

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