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Video game characters that look like sex offenders

Destructoid: It is unfortunate that in the real world, there are certain types of people who just look like sex offenders. Whether they are or not. Peter Jackson, for example, wouldn't look out of place with his trousers round his ankles, running through a nursery and being sick all over himself. Same goes for Geoffrey out of Rainbow. There are certain people that, should it come to light that they've been arrested for some hideous sexual misdemeanor, we wouldn't be surprised. This is why it's so easy for kids to claim that their dads touched them, even though most of them are definitely lying.

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Rick AstIey4006d ago (Edited 4006d ago )

ROFL @ Marcus Fenix the hardcore rapist. Oh man Destructoid is too much.

"You can just very easily imagine Marcus dragging a screaming young woman into an alley and forcing himself upon her with his huge muscles, muttering gravelly perversions into her ear before beating her senseless. Cliffy B designed him with this in mind. He's into that sort of thing."

DavidMacDougall4006d ago

Thr guy who wrote this sounds like he wants a piece of this pedo life

ThanatosDMC4005d ago (Edited 4005d ago )

They had better mention Old Snake on this one... seriously, what's up with Raiden's sick love for the old man??? Remember the scene where Raiden grabbed Old Snake's leg???

HAHHAH! Great imaginative list... but still, where's Old Snake! Poor guy cant get it up for Meryl anymore...

Also, playboy pics to calm him down... c'mon!

y0haN4005d ago

LMFAO this article is quality, Gordon Freeman really looks like a paedo in that shot.

George Sears4006d ago

COR BLIMEY not Yangus!

Anyways, Niko has this sort of Pedo look....

PirateThom4006d ago

I'm fairly certain Vamp is a pedo.

Kami4006d ago

nah he was more gay than anything.

kwicksandz4006d ago

Vamp and raiden... the deleted scenes only on gaygamer.net

Rick AstIey4006d ago

Yeah I guess you should know, huh kwicksandz?

Kyur4ThePain4006d ago

That statement fails on so many levels it's unbelievable.
Do describe what a real life sex offender looks like...

Kevin McCallister4006d ago

They look just like Gordon Freeman and my Uncle Frank. Look at what he did to me: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Cheeseknight284006d ago

Ever heard of a sense of humor? I heard you can buy one on ebay.

JOEdANGEL4006d ago

Wow at the Yangus description. Just. Wow.

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