"So, let's review: mindless story? Check. Unlikable characters? Check. Insulting graphics? You name it, Onechanbara's got ample, under-aged amounts of it. Leaving you with a bad taste in your mouth and an unwashable feeling of downright sleaziness, Onechanbara can be simulated by checking into a shady motel. Where'd that stain on the comforter come from? Just like Onechanbara, some things are better left ignored."