From the article,
"Dear IdlePixels, my name is Chris Redfield. I'm 185 cm tall and I weigh in at approximately 98 kg. As the steroidal B.S.A.A. badass that I am, I shoot as well as uppercut zombies (not really) through doors in broad daylight. I'm also a tank, a walking turret, one with an inability to 'run-and-gun'. Four years ago I was atop the gaming scene under another name and face, Leon Kennedy, but while I have for the most part remained the same, a lot of gamers seem to have changed their opinions about me. A large percentage of my audience has grown to see me and my controls as broken and completely outdated. But am I really that much of a 'last-gen' mess?"