If consoles and PCs are the established elder siblings of the video game family, the mobile is the stumbling infant. Although growing at a prodigious rate, it's smaller than its brothers, spends a lot of time in retro hand-me-downs, and is unable to take more than a few steps forward without losing its balance and sitting back with a thud.
Naturally, too, it can barely talk. The money often just isn't there for foreign developers to pay for careful translations. Pocket Gamer takes a look at some of the more amusing cases of mobile game dialogue that's lost in translation.