"When Nyko first revealed its third-party drum peripheral kick pedal replacement, the "Metal Pedal," I was in awe. As I put it: "it has a motherf**king skeleton on it, guys. And you can't get much more metal than a skeleton."
As it so happens, I was wrong, and Nyko out-metaled themselves with the packaging for the "Metal Pedal." Folks, it comes in a package shaped like a motherf**king coffin, and that's how you get more metal than a skeleton."